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Song Parodies -> "Rogaine"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Rob Douglass

The Lyrics

For those who are folically challenged...
If your hair’s getting thin, and it just won’t grow in, Rogaine
If it’s getting you down, you look like Bozo the clown, Rogaine
Listen guy, don’t be shy, go and buy – Rogaine

Your scalps nice and pink and hair is cloggin’ the sink – Rogaine
Don’t forget this fact – it ain’t growing back- Rogaine
Listen guy, don’t be shy, go and buy – Rogaine

If your shiny on top, don’t need no barber shop – Rogaine
If you don’t need a comb because of your dome – Rogaine
If it’s been your worst fear to look into the mirror – Rogaine
You know it’s really a snap, just pull on a cap – Rogaine


It ain’t happened to me, but I got sympathy – Rogaine
Got no hair on your head, it’s on your back instead - Rogaine

Listen guy, don’t be shy, go and buy – Rogaine

Why not try, why not try, why not try – Rogaine

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 19

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alvin - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
this grew on me as i read it
harry - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Brilliant! would make a great commercial.
Phil Alexander - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Congratulations on being the tenth person to submit a parody with this title to this OS...
Jonathan S. - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Here combs the son, doo-doo-doo...your parody was excellent. 555 Oh, and good one with the "fear/mirror" rhyme.
Bruce Pearson - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I heard part of this one night while driving and nearly wrecked I was laughing so hard. They had two other lines: "When the girls make you beg 'cause your heads like an egg - Rogaine; and: When all of your hair is in your underwear - Rogaine". Thank you for bringing a smile to my face, I needed it this morning.
Richard Adamiak - April 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Simply hilarious!! Heard it on the Midnight Special in Chicago driving home one Saturday night. Took me completely by surprise.
Harry - October 07, 2014 - Report this comment
'And if you can't get laid because you look like Sinead - Rogain'
Callmelennie - October 08, 2014 - Report this comment
If you're hairline's gone, but you wanna Don Juan -- Rogaine
Jason - January 20, 2022 - Report this comment
The original artist is nit Clapton. Clapton's version is a cover of the JJ Cale song.

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