If your hair’s getting thin, and it just won’t grow in, Rogaine
If it’s getting you down, you look like Bozo the clown, Rogaine
Listen guy, don’t be shy, go and buy – Rogaine

Your scalps nice and pink and hair is cloggin’ the sink – Rogaine
Don’t forget this fact – it ain’t growing back- Rogaine
Listen guy, don’t be shy, go and buy – Rogaine

If your shiny on top, don’t need no barber shop – Rogaine
If you don’t need a comb because of your dome – Rogaine
If it’s been your worst fear to look into the mirror – Rogaine
You know it’s really a snap, just pull on a cap – Rogaine

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It ain’t happened to me, but I got sympathy – Rogaine
Got no hair on your head, it’s on your back instead - Rogaine

Listen guy, don’t be shy, go and buy – Rogaine

Why not try, why not try, why not try – Rogaine