Song Parodies -> Before You Accuse Bush....Or Bill
| Original Song Title: | "Before You Accuse Me" |
| Original Performer: | Eric Clapton |
| Parody Song Title: | "Before You Accuse Bush....Or Bill" |
| Parody Written by: | Steve Kalafut |
It's interesting how some who accuse Dubya of lying have been less than truthful themselves. But then, a few years back, some of Mr. Bill's accusers have been less than chaste.
Before you accuse Bush, Mike you should look at yourself
Before you accuse Shrub, Moore you should look at yourself
Now when it comes to distortion
Your lies are really something else
You called out Dubya and you said he was a liar
But lies ain't a valid way to speak against the war
Let me give you some advice,
Don't need to tell us no Moore
Before he blamed Bush, Joe should have looked at himself
Before he blames Bush, Wilson should look at himself
Said Bush lied about Saddam and Niger
But now the truth is something else
It turns out that Saddam had saught yellowcake
Intelligence the British gave was not fake
And even though Joe won't admit it
No lie did Double U make
Before he blamed Bill, Newt should have looked at himself
Before he blamed Bill, Newt should have looked at himself
If there's an affair with your staffer
You should be working somewhere else
Before he blamed Bill, Hyde should have looked at himself
Before he blamed Bill, Hyde should have looked at himself
He can go back to being Jekyll
And then pretend he's someone else
Before you accuse Shrub, Moore you should look at yourself
Now when it comes to distortion
Your lies are really something else
You called out Dubya and you said he was a liar
But lies ain't a valid way to speak against the war
Let me give you some advice,
Don't need to tell us no Moore
Before he blamed Bush, Joe should have looked at himself
Before he blames Bush, Wilson should look at himself
Said Bush lied about Saddam and Niger
But now the truth is something else
It turns out that Saddam had saught yellowcake
Intelligence the British gave was not fake
And even though Joe won't admit it
No lie did Double U make
Before he blamed Bill, Newt should have looked at himself
Before he blamed Bill, Newt should have looked at himself
If there's an affair with your staffer
You should be working somewhere else
Before he blamed Bill, Hyde should have looked at himself
Before he blamed Bill, Hyde should have looked at himself
He can go back to being Jekyll
And then pretend he's someone else
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