May I have your leftovers please? May I have your leftovers please?
Will the real Slim Katie please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Katie please stand up?
We're gonna have a food shortage here

Y'all act like ya never seen a fat person before
Jaws all on the floor like Richard Simmons just burst in the door
And started feeding his face worse than before
He first was obese....Hey save me a piece! (MMMM!)

It's the return of the..."OVERWEIGHT, OVERWEIGHT, you're kidding, she
didn't just eat all I think she did, did she?"
And Dr. Dre said... Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, Katie ate him!(Ha-ha!)
Overweight women love M&Ms
yummy yummy yummy Slim Katie, I'm sick of her Look at her, walking around
grabbing her big ol' butt
Rubbin her big ol' gut (yeah, but she's so huge though)

Yeah, I probably got a couple of pounds I need to loose
But no worse than Shania ripping off from Dr. Seuss!
Sometimes, I wanna just watch TV and just let loose, but can't cuz the
fridge is callin me with chocolate mousse (yum)
My food is on my lips, my food is on my lips
If I put it down my throat it goes directly to my hips
And that's the message that I deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know where the last cookie is
Of course they gonna know how to make smores By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Food Network don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals Well, some of us cannibals Who eat other people just like cantaloupes
But if we can eat dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason I can't have a side of potatoes
But if you feel like I feel, get some tomatoes
Women eat your jelly rolls, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Katie, yes I'm the real Katie All you other Slim Katies are just over-weight-y
So won't the real Slim Katie please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up
Cuz I'm Slim Katie, yes I'm overweight hey all you other Slim Katie's are just food wasting
Cuz the real slim katie always cleans her plate cleans her plate cleans her plate

Jenny Craig don't gotta starve herself to loose weight
Well I do, so I'll eat her and I'll eat you too!
You think I give a damn about a Diet?
Half the time I can't even stomach it , let alone try it
"But Slim, what if you trim, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here So you can sit me here at
weight watchers
Shit, this weight problem is mine...it ain't CHURS
I can sit next to Oprah and Rikki Lake
And hear them argue over how long their next diet'll take
little bitch, put me on a fast right on TV
"½ cup of apples every morning , hee-hee"
I should download her diet plan on .D-O-C
And show the whole world how it didn't work for me
I'm sick of you little skinny slim girls
All you little thin girls
I'll keep my double chin and eat my cheese curls
And there's a million of us just like me
Who eat like me; who just don't exercise like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
just might be the next big thing but not quite me!

Chorus

I'm like a head trip to listen to
cuz I'm only giving you things / I can't get in my stomach / becuz there's no room
The only difference is I got the balls to eat In front of y'all and the food
can be frosted and sugar coated and all
I just got this shirt & don't fit it
and whether I like to admit it
I weigh more than 90% of you people out there
Then you wonder how can I eat up these pizzas like crazy It's funny
cuz at the rate I'm going I'll be crunchin - I'll be the only person in the
grocery store munchin
Cuz I'll be chowin while I'm shopping then be goin to Perkins
Cheat on diets, which is why none of them is workin'
And every single person is a Slim Katie lurking
She could be working at Burger King eatin all your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I just wanna chow! With her
windows down looking like a cow
So, will the real Katie please stand up?
And put one of those fries in each hand up?
And be proud to be outta shape and outta control And one more time, loud as
you can, how does it go?

Chorus

Guess there's a Slim Katie in all of us F**k it, let's all eat up