[Chorus]
Hi! my weight is (what?)
My weight is(who?)
My weight is...380

Hi! my weight is (huh?)
My weight is(what?)
My weight is...380

[Verse 1]
Hi! kids, do you like ice cream? (yeah, yeah, Yeah!)
Wanna see me squeeze my fat ass into a pair of tight jeans? (Ewwww!)
Wanna copy me and send people pictures of my pink?
Call my shrink, and ask him why my thighs scream?
My body is dead weight, Im trying to get my lard straight
But, I cant figure out how many jelly doughnuts I just ate.
And Jenny Craig said, "Daaaamn girl! your a fat ass!"
Uhh-uhhh! "So why are you hungry? Girl, your chunky!"
Well since age 12, Ive ate like 5 patty melt's
Every day until I couldnt fit in my clothes without wearing a belt.
Got pissed off and ripped my baby sisters arms off
and ate them so fast I got a finger caught and started to cough.
I smoke a fat pound of ham, and grab some yams
And since Im a fat bitch, I almost swallowed my hand
C'mere burger! (Hey, wait a minute, thats my lunch please!)
I dont give a fuck, cant you see that im obese!

[chorus]


My Phys Ed teacher wanted to make me go on a sea food diet.
I misunderstood, now every time I see food I gotta try it.

I borrowed a work out tape from a neighbor, put it in the player,
after the warm-up I was raidin' the refridgerater.

Walked in the strip club,
had my girdle zipped up,
because the only way I can score is with some perve who wants his d*** s*****.

Extra collestorals. Stepped on the 'speak your weight' scale with a dime,
dropped the coin in while its screamin' at me "ONE AT A TIME!"

99% of my life I was lied to,
I just found out my mom got food supplies from a lion zoo.

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous sumo,
Break a record for eating mayo with greazy steak and noodles.

You know you're overweight when your belly busts your pants,
and they ricochet off the walls and shatter your fish tank.

This guy on the internet asked for my nudey pic,
so I sent it; I heard the kid almost choked on his tongue havin' a fit!

[chorus]

Stop the tray! Those pies need to be scoffed today! (Get 'em!)
F*** the fate! I don't care if they out of date!

I'm too heavy to breathe, but it's too scary to diet (Fuck that!)
I'd rather be fork-lifted inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh yup!)
Am I fat or big-boned? I don't give a shit
I just drank a tank of gravy -- dare me to strip?
(Go ahead)
All my life I was big 'round the hip
I ain't had a vacation in years, coz my weight is too heavy to ship.
(Whoops!)

Clothes ripped because of my Incredible Bulk (
hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll eat anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
I JUST ATE YOUR TITS! (WAHHH!)

I lay in bed with a drip attached to my arm
Sometimes I'm too fat to eat so I pump my veins full of lard
(BANG!)

I'm steamin fat (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way, no matter where you're at? (Yeah?)
If you look west on a clear day you can see my ass.