[chorus]

Hi, My name isnt.. (wha?) My name isnt... (who?)
My name isnt..(scratches) Thin Gravy.
Hi, my name isnt.. (huh?) My name isnt..(eh?)
My name isnt.. (scratches) Thin Gravy.

*fart sounds* excuse me!
Can i have the election of the class?
for three seconds?

[verse 1]

Hi adults! Do you like fragrance? (Yes! Yes!)
Wanna see me try on 3 different kinds of it? (uh-uh)
Wanna come up to me and take a wiff? (yea yea!)
Try the kit and get perfumed up more than my wife is? (huh?)
Im insane, im dead weight. Im tryn'a get my neck straight.
But i cant figure out which dang way im s'posed to twist it.
And Doc Oc said "Thin Gravy you a racist (nuhuh)
Then why ya cheeks red, man u racist".
I made the front page, well, in the body of someone else
cause i hung by a richest hill on the top buck with a kelt.
Man, i got a cold and started to cough,
So I ripped one and Pamela slapped my face off.
And I smacked her back so hard i made her toes crack was like 'crick, crock'.
I choked on a fat sack of cash, which i thought was faster than a mat which was stepped on wit grass.
C'mere mutt (Gravy, wait a second thats my dog, dawg!)
I dont give a krunk, lil jon told me to spit that line off.

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[verse 2]

My french teacher wanted to flunk me in senior high.
Thanks alot. Next semestor ilil be 45.
I wacked him in his face wit a stapler.
Chased him to a glacier.
pushed him off the top of a dang skyscraper.
For christmas i got a pink mug, I threw it on the thick rug.
Walked out, someone had to pick a bit of stuff up.
Got to go paint my nails, pushing over pedestrains
while im walking there, THIS HAS JUST GOTTA END!!!
Nintedy eight percent of this chrome knife is made of pure gold
I just found it that it must be pretty ol-old.
I told them that it was cheap plastic so i threw some candy wrappers
Told em, they should make some new mugs and id buy em after hers.
You know u threw up when u dont wash ur hands,
and eat a hot dog and run around screaming like one of ur fans.
This guy at Black Castle asked for my autograph,
So I signed it: Dear Gabe, thanks for the coupons, or is it matthew?

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[verse 3]

Dont drop the cake! This kid needs to be out of the way!
Dr. May dont just stand there, hes getting away!
He said "im not ready to leave, i aint gunna go hide.
Ill have to be tackled in pride/keep doing it untill i die."
Are u cummin or moaning? I can barely describe.
I just drank a sixth of Pepsi -- dare me/im high.
All my life i would always collide.
I aint had home cookin in years, my blogs r too funny to write.
Skool skipped like the incredible chump,
I get hit when I try to block
Sometimes i get knocked out wit a sock.
When i was little i used to get so thirsty i would throw oven mits "HOW U GUNNA WALK AROUND? UR ANKLES R TWIST!"
I lay alseep and rap while im in bed.
wit a bulletproof vest on just incase in the mornin im dead.
Im steaming rad
And by the way, if u see im mad.
Stay away cuz from me cuz i know how to stab.

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