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Damn! My grades are....ummm
My grades are.....can't be
My grades are [scratches] low

[Teacher]
Ahem pay attention. Tyrell you've been in the 7th grade for
5 years in a row and since you think you're better than everyone
then you can just come on up here and teach the class.

[Tyrell]
Hi kids! Do you like science? (no no)
Did you see me put my head on my desk and closed both of my eyelids (Uh huh)
Wanna copy me and repeat every grade like I did (yeah)
Try acid and have your grades messed than mine is (uhhh)
I lost a lot of weight
And im tryna get my grades straight
But im tryna to figure out what 8x8 makes (uhhhhhh)
And my ex girl said," Man Ty you stupid"
You're stupid I was the first one you saw when you got shot by cupid
Well since age 12 I knew I was different from everyone else
When I took an open book test and I was the only one who failed
Got pissed off and thats when my chick walked
I hit her brother so hard, he was a Blood but now he's doin the Crip Walk
Naw I aint anorexic im average and buff perhaps
But now I get pissed off at everyone who's fat (I don't know)
Here you go Mrs. Jenkins (Yo Ty, you giving her my test dog)
I don't give f****** I want you to get ticked off.


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Damn! My grades are....ummm
My grades are.....can't be
My grades are [scratches] low



[Tyrell]
In Junior High I fell in love and didn't know what to do
Truth is, it was my teacher, and I found out she was a dude
I never confronted him and that was the worst thing I could ever do
From 6th grade and up he's been stalking my every move (leave me alone)
Joined the Chess Club
Didn't even know what Chess was
I lost every game and was the laughing stalk of the football studs
In elementary I made fun of everyone who was fat
Then I got jumped by one, and he took a twinki from my back pack
100% of my life I was lied to
My mom told me I had a beautiful vvoice and was going to be on American Idol (Damn!)
I told her I was going to be a parody author
Messed up and ended up with a daughter (Hi daddy)
It was around May when chicks knew who I was and would say
"I think you're very cute" like I was apart of B2k (ohhhhhhhh my gosssh!)
This kid from school said, "In your next parody what are you going to do?"
Make fun of everyone I know, Including you!

[Chorus repeat 2x ] giving
Damn! My grades are....ummm
My grades are.....can't be
My grades are [scratches] low

[Chorus repeat 2x ] giving
Damn! My grades are....ummm
My grades are.....can't be
My grades are [scratches] low