Ok, i'm going to attempt to bash someone,
You can try this online.
You can be just like me!

PC check um, dude.. is it working?
I'm humorous, so when i diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
If you would comment back with a little bash I think is grit.
On this site I give it breath, til' I fade out again.
Then destroy your JPEGS till your modem od's on energy like Len.
You mean to me, I'ma bash you on-line equally,
Bash your name in my song, and get some laughs evilly
Ghetto and I were stoned watching "Homegrown".
Cause when I fade out I post freelly quicker than Mike Florio.
(uh oh!!)
So if i said i never did drugs,
That would mean i lie and get loved more than our president does.
Teresa Kerry tried to slap me and call me a bad man,
I killed, raped, and stole her wallet with my bro Len(wench!)
The votes' dirt, with making fun of Eminem.
Spoofed the Hobbits twice and pinned on neminem.
(it's you!)
I'm as foreign to this site like 'That 70s Show's Fez,
Listen up and write down what I typed and said:
Dumb Guys, Kill Bill, spoof anyone, beat up seagulls,
And pet your crazy peguin like it was still legal
With Dumb 20oz, we walk in a store and make a mocha,
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with EmiLoca,
Some people only see my like a nine-year old child,
Cause I am immature and sometimes I'm wild.
But I'm not even missed, y'all busy drinking sierra mist,
With Dumb Guys by my side, i don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overload and take my clothes off in the pouring rain.
My angry lyrics just spew out, should I be ashamed?
And this is how i'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

Now bash your loved ones real frequently,
Don't you wanna spoof songs and be just like me?
I bash my own best friends and my worst enemies,
Now don't you wanna spoof songs and be just like me!

Me, DJ, and Junior went on and did Road Trip,
When we found out we had'a hit, Jon musta' missed it.
We were just typin' it, AmIRight awards we get
Grabbed 'em all and wrote nothing but a piece of **** (we did it!)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped BLO-TOWN, such an indy nerd.
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme changer,
That'll spray an gasoline can up at the band, Slayer (diee!!!!!!!!!!!!)
My rap style's warped, like coming straight from a morgue,
Itsa' dead lyric-spoofer post, that's just to let'cha know.
Jumped in a Marvin Martian costume with a hard knock,
And beat up lil' bugs bunny with my carrot top
I'm bout as passive as Charles Manson, with the similar groups,
A parody group with the humor of Greg Proops,
Beatles.. Helter Skelter? I loathe Jews,
I never meant to get Sharon hung up in the news.
Will someone explain to my brain that I've got issues?
Got a tissue, cuz' these certain words I misuse?
Keep using fag, queer, and sluts; talking 'bout rusty nuts.
Cause if you ain't tiltin this board, guess neither am I,
So when you see DarkJon with a new parody shoved in a slot,
Then it probably is obvious I erased the voting plots.
Cause when i drop this solo hit it's over with
I bought Ghetto line, refined it, and Dumbed over it.

I've been bashing from 2000 straight throughout 0-3.
Don't you wanna spoof songs and be just like me!
I've been a mutli-time hitter who loves to vote to cheat.
Now don't you wanna spoof songs and be just like me!
Don't tell anybody I wrote "I've Got to Pee''.
Don't you wanna spoof songs and be just like me!
I write a song that makes no sense, put it under SI-MAE,
You probably wanna spoof people just like me!!!