Announcer
Meet Michael only fifteen Years Old
Fed Up With school and the way things are going
He Decides to cheat on his test
I Can't Take This No More I gotta be the very best
But On His Way In He Has A Sudden Change Of Heart
And Suddenly His Conscience Comes Into Play
quiz Is Mine I Gotta Do This Gotta Do This

Dr Sly
Alright Stop Huh
Now Before You Walk In The Door Of This middle school
And Try To Get answers from the nerd
You Better Think Of The Consequence But Who Are You
I'm Your education Conscience

Eminerd
That's Nonsense
Go In And pass all the tests and brag to your one of the fat kids
And borrow a french book, and a stupi' math quiz
tell 'em you read it every day,
you'll be safe for days, if you beat a nerd with an aged razor blade

Dr Sly
Yeah But If It All Goes Through Like It's Supposed To
The Whole Neighborhood Knows You And They'll Expose You
Think About It Before You Walk In The Door First
Look At The teacher, built like Schwarzanegger

Eminerd
ditch it, dude ain't rich, don't go witch
Can You Afford To Blow This bit Are You That Rich
Why You Give A fig if I cheat, Are You That Stiff?
Do You Really Think I give a kick if I pass this?

Dr Sly
Man Don't Do It It's Not Worth It To Risk It (You're Right)
Not Over This stuff Stop Drop The stick kids (I Will)
Don't Even Listen To Dim Yo He's Bad For You
You Know What Sly I Don't Like Your Attitude

Sound Of Static

Shut up, just C'mon Just Come In Here For A Minute
Mmm I Don't Know
Look nerdy
Damn
Yo I'ma beat you up, k?
Ummmm... ok

Announcer
Meet Stan seventeen Years Old (Give Me the test)
After beating a young nerd in the supply closet
it turns out the answers to the test are wrong
Once Again His Conscience Comes Into Play (dangit)

Eminerd
Now Listen To Me While you beatin this geek
And whippin his butt off, I got good answers, cheats,
Now All You Gotta Do is knock this nerd unconscious
Yo This geeks only five feet tall
You Shouldn't Take his answers thats not fair
Yo I took the english papers while you're here (uhhuh)
Whip this nerd on the spot, near
Til he passes out, and crashes onto his ear
Man Ain't You Ever Seen October Sky yet
No But I Seen Spongebob, and that's the very best
Shoot You Wanna Get Detention today?
No, just kick butt and leave, okay?

Sound Of Static
Pickup Idling Radio Playing

Announcer
Meet Brady a twenty one year old science major
After Coming Home From A Hard Day's Work
He Walks In The Door Of His dorm there,
To Find His roommate dancin in his underwear
What The heck?
Brady

Dr Sly
Alright Calm Down Relax Start Breathin

Eminerd
Blow that, ditch it, he's half naked
While workin, he's playin "Oll time rock and roll"
let's chop his head of, it'll rock and roll

Dr Sly
Wait What If There's An Explanation For This bit
What he's clothes all in da laundry, again?
Alright Lazy, maybe he's right brady
But think UC Davis, 'fore he goes crazy

Eminerd
Okay Thought About It Still Wanna chop him
Use a machete, and steal all off his answers
That's What I Did Be Smart Don't Be A Retard
You Gonna Take Advice From Somebody Who Slapped his teacher?

Dr Sly
What'chu Say What'd I did wrong
I'ma Kill You Lazybum!

Eminerd
Uhhh Aahh Temper Temper
Mr Sly, Mr get good grades
Mr "ok, gotta cool down, and study"
How in the heck you gonna eva make money?

Dr Sly
Cause He Don't Need To Go The Same Route That I Went
Been There Done That the heck with it
What Am I Sayin chop 'em both Brady, where's the knife at?

"in the kitchen drawer.........."