Hi My screen name's What? My screen name's Who?
My screen name's Scratches Dim Lazy
Hi My screen name's Huh My screen name's What
My screen name's Scratches Dim Lazy

Hi My screen name's What? My screen name's Who?
My screen name's Scratches Dim Lazy
Hi My screen name's Huh My screen name's What
My screen name's Scratches Dim Lazy

Ahem Excuse Me
Can I Have The Attention Of The Web
For One Second

Eminerd
Hi Kids Do You Like buying stuff (Yeah Yeah Yeah)
wanna See Me buy fake feet, hands, and eyelids?(Uh Huh)
wanna Copy Me And bid higher than I bid (Yeah Yeah)
Try to bid, and get outbid by some rich kid (Huh)
I bought a paper weight, but it ain't very straight
But I Can't beleive at allhow much the Ebay prices elevate(Ummmm)
And the webpage Said 'Dim Lazy this page cannot be found, dumb' (Uh Uhhh)
'So Why's Your page dead, on Tripod, aint it
Well, since I hacked into pages I've been someone else
Cause I downloaded MP3's and lost all my wealth
Got P'd off, and took someones neat font
And used it on my page and told 'em to get lost
I stole a layout at last, and the dude sued my a**
Faster Than Bill Gates got rich, (that's fast)
G'mme your password (lazy, that's a secret name, you dog)
I Don't care, I'm only hear to rip layouts off


Hi My screen name's What? My screen name's Who?
My screen name's Scratches Dim Lazy
Hi My screen name's Huh My screen name's What
My screen name's Scratches Dim Lazy

Hi My screen name's What? My screen name's Who?
My screen name's Scratches Dim Lazy
Hi My screen name's Huh My screen name's What
My screen name's Scratches Dim Lazy

Eminerd
My web server wanted me to pay for my site
The Only Problem was that I said I'd already tried
They sent to cops to me later, dude looked like a gator
Then I went downtown and signed papers (Owwwwwwww)
I went back home and downloaded MP3's
only this time, I deleted 'em (hee hee)
Super hacker, I sent them a letter
said their page was down, and they gave me the password
I fixed the page, and stole the encription code, too
But I just found out, dude knew more than I do
I Told him I was the bestest hacker, doin better than ever
make a code crack and name it after him (Oh Thank You)
You know I blow up when I get an Apple (with MACINTOSH, AHHHH!)
And then it can't run anything you want it do it's bad (Aaahhhhhh)
This guy on a site said to sign his guestbook
( Pop Up: Please sign my guestbook)
So I Signed It 'Dude, great website A*****E!

Hi My screen name's What? My screen name's Who?
My screen name's Scratches Dim Lazy
Hi My screen name's Huh My screen name's What
My screen name's Scratches Dim Lazy

Hi My screen name's What? My screen name's Who?
My screen name's Scratches Dim Lazy
Hi My screen name's Huh My screen name's What
My screen name's Scratches Dim Lazy

Eminerd
Drop his page, Dim Needs To locked Away (Get Him)
hey cyber cop, don't stand there, do something
I Not Ready To lose my page or layouts, I'd just die
Have To Be sued by napster and google, and a million other guys
Failin or passin, I can't hardly decide
Just made a fourth webpage (dare me for FIVE?)
All my life, I hacked into sites, ain't made a crack code in years
I hack good enough to put Bill Gates to shame
Heck, Windows XP is to blame
I hack more than walk, I talk more than go to the doc
When I started hacking I threw fits
(Illegal Operation?)
Oh, S***
I sray awake and memorize passwords in my head
Tell AOL that their servers dead!
I'm Steamin Mad (Arrrggghhh)
And By the way when you see I-mac?
Tell them I slit their throats in this dream I had!

Hi My screen name's What? My screen name's Who?
My screen name's Scratches Dim Lazy
Hi My screen name's Huh My screen name's What
My screen name's Scratches Dim Lazy

Hi My screen name's What? My screen name's Who?
My screen name's Scratches Dim Lazy
Hi My screen name's Huh My screen name's What
My screen name's Scratches Dim Lazy