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Song Parodies -> "My Brain Is... (Still Hazy)"
Original Song Title:
"My Name Is... (Slim Shady)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Eminem
Parody Song Title:
"My Brain Is... (Still Hazy)"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
My first crack at a rap song... not perfectly syllable for syllable, but you could do it as karaoke - I've sung (if that's the right word) it over the original, and it does work.
Shit! My brain is... (what?) My brain is... (who?)
My brain is... {scratches} Still hazy
Wha? My brain is... (huh?) My brain is... (what?)
My brain is... {scratches} Still hazy
Ahem... excuse me!
Can anyone remember how much
I drank last night?
Hi guys! Damn, my head aches
Gotta get my head down 'fore it breaks it takes some mistakes
Wanna find out exactly what I said and did?
Try 'cid and get tucked up on another planet
Don't want to be dramatic, though it might be symptomatic
But I know it wasn't ecstasy, 'cause I don't feel ecstatic
Man says I didn't toke, no I didn't do coke
Uh - uhhh! Wait, mate I'm a straight kind of bloke
Cocaine is a real bitch if I'm gonna stay rich
The only lines I'm gonna snort are white ones on a football pitch
Head's all dizzy, but I ain't in a tizzy
The only coke I ever take is when it's black and fizzy
I smoked a fat pound of weed and took a little speed?
What rot, surely not - that's something I never deed
I had what? (amphetamine or ketamine)
I don't do *that*, so now tell me what kind of shit I'm in
Chorus
My woodwork teacher taught me to make a bong ten feet high
Thanks a lot, next semester maybe then I'll try
I remember he didn't see no danger, turned in to a stranger
I can still see his face when high on ganja
Tryin a microdot - just a spot of you know what
Killer Cambodian - also known as 'Pol' pot
Extra amphetamine just for the set I'm in
In a coma while they screamin at me: "GO GET 'EM IN!"
Ninety - nine percent of them do more than I like to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I would not grow up to be a toker
But hey - that's still better than being a stockbroker
And when my dog died I had to be sedated
Took his remains in plastic when he had been cremated
This guy at White Castle thought I was selling skag
(Dude, what you got in that there bag?)
So I told him 'Charlie - the ashes of my dog, ASSHOLE'
Chorus
Stop the world! This kid needs to get off here
Dr Ugstore selling more - leave me the coffee
I've no PCP, THC or MDM
Why do all these things have to be an acronym?
Trays of A's been a craze for days
Arrested for possession of too many TLAs
Ain't no way I could've done too much
You must believe me officer, I haven't dropped a touch
(Whoops!) Drug dog come here - he can zero in
On even a teeny-tiny bag of heroin
Ha ha no way you'll find any on me, I ain't busted
I ain't that straight, just a little maladjusted
I lie awake as the party queen natters
Room is spinning and my clothes are in tatters
But this cat is
Mad as the maddest of hatters
Two bottles of vodka... so I guess maybe that is
why..
my brain is... (what?) My brain is... (who?)
My brain is... {scratches} Still hazy
Wha? My brain is... (huh?) My brain is... (what?)
My brain is... {scratches} Still hazy
My brain is... {scratches} Still hazy
Wha? My brain is... (huh?) My brain is... (what?)
My brain is... {scratches} Still hazy
Ahem... excuse me!
Can anyone remember how much
I drank last night?
Hi guys! Damn, my head aches
Gotta get my head down 'fore it breaks it takes some mistakes
Wanna find out exactly what I said and did?
Try 'cid and get tucked up on another planet
Don't want to be dramatic, though it might be symptomatic
But I know it wasn't ecstasy, 'cause I don't feel ecstatic
Man says I didn't toke, no I didn't do coke
Uh - uhhh! Wait, mate I'm a straight kind of bloke
Cocaine is a real bitch if I'm gonna stay rich
The only lines I'm gonna snort are white ones on a football pitch
Head's all dizzy, but I ain't in a tizzy
The only coke I ever take is when it's black and fizzy
I smoked a fat pound of weed and took a little speed?
What rot, surely not - that's something I never deed
I had what? (amphetamine or ketamine)
I don't do *that*, so now tell me what kind of shit I'm in
Chorus
My woodwork teacher taught me to make a bong ten feet high
Thanks a lot, next semester maybe then I'll try
I remember he didn't see no danger, turned in to a stranger
I can still see his face when high on ganja
Tryin a microdot - just a spot of you know what
Killer Cambodian - also known as 'Pol' pot
Extra amphetamine just for the set I'm in
In a coma while they screamin at me: "GO GET 'EM IN!"
Ninety - nine percent of them do more than I like to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I would not grow up to be a toker
But hey - that's still better than being a stockbroker
And when my dog died I had to be sedated
Took his remains in plastic when he had been cremated
This guy at White Castle thought I was selling skag
(Dude, what you got in that there bag?)
So I told him 'Charlie - the ashes of my dog, ASSHOLE'
Chorus
Stop the world! This kid needs to get off here
Dr Ugstore selling more - leave me the coffee
I've no PCP, THC or MDM
Why do all these things have to be an acronym?
Trays of A's been a craze for days
Arrested for possession of too many TLAs
Ain't no way I could've done too much
You must believe me officer, I haven't dropped a touch
(Whoops!) Drug dog come here - he can zero in
On even a teeny-tiny bag of heroin
Ha ha no way you'll find any on me, I ain't busted
I ain't that straight, just a little maladjusted
I lie awake as the party queen natters
Room is spinning and my clothes are in tatters
But this cat is
Mad as the maddest of hatters
Two bottles of vodka... so I guess maybe that is
why..
my brain is... (what?) My brain is... (who?)
My brain is... {scratches} Still hazy
Wha? My brain is... (huh?) My brain is... (what?)
My brain is... {scratches} Still hazy
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Absolutely brilliant! 'Pol' pot. lol
Very good Phil!
As the bod looking over my shoulder has just asked... in case anybody else didn't realise the TLAs mentioned in the last verse are not a new kind of drug: it's a Three Letter Acronym.
That was awesome Phil, I have to parody this song yet...
Will the real brain hazy please stand up? No, he can't! 'Cause he's ROTFLHAO! (Rolling on the floor laughing his (posterior) off!)
Great stuff Phil
Phil ! This is great ! I have a loooong way to go !
I bet it feels like it, Andy... I'd been writing parodies for years before I came to amiright - it was kind of like finding a home - but to see some of the stuff the authors here can do, over and over again, must be kind of daunting when you're just starting out. But don't look at it as a hill to climb - let it give you the inspiration for your own work.
Absolutely awesome!!!!!! TC
okkkkkkk then
I'M A LIARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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