-> "Spiderman"
Original Song Title:
"Lose Yourself"
Parody Song Title:
"Spiderman"
The Lyrics
So, you wanna know about me?
Are you sure you wanna know?
Alright...here it goes
Yo, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, camera's heavy
He took a hundred photos already; lens is steady
He's nerdy, and on the surface he looks calm and ready
For Mary Jane, but he keeps on forgetting
What he his name is, the whole class grows so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking now, everybody's joking now
The clocks run out, times up, over- OW!
Big spider is bitin' him, Oh, it's inside of him
Oh, there goes Peter, he's choked
He's feels sick, but he won't give up that easy, no
He won't have it; he knows his own heart and his hopes
It don't matter, it's 'nope'
He knows that, but she's dope
He's so sad that he knows
When he goes back to his room at home, that's when his
Whole life is crashing in, yo
A new chapter and
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him!
You better prove yourself you're the Spiderman, you're swinging
And slinging- you better never let it go!
You only get one shot, You miss? Then look out below
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better prove yourself you're the Spiderman, you're swinging
And slinging- you better never let it go!
You only get one shot, You miss? Then look out below
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
World's escaping, through the choice that they're making
This world is his for the taking
Make him king, as he moves toward a, new world order
A normal life is boring, but super powers are close to postmortem
It makes him grow harder, It makes his blood hotter
He knows it's all over, his bro's all turned on him
Pressure valve blows, he's know as the Green Goblin
Friend or foe? God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
His son's alone while he goes out to the slaughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
His bros don't want him no more, he's old product
They moved on to some more dough for show
He nose dove and sold nada
So the next chapter is told and unfolds
He kills his old partners, and the laugh goes on
Ha ha HA ha HA!
You better prove yourself you're the Spiderman, you're swinging
And slinging- you better never let it go!
You only get one shot, You miss? Then look out below
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better prove yourself you're the Spiderman, you're swinging
And slinging- you better never let it go!
You only get one shot, You miss? Then look out below
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
No more games, saw an add in the new car page
Gotta go and fight Bonesaw like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
Kicked the fool in the head and left him cold on the stage
And I kept thinkin' of cash, a new life-a
Wait a minute, nobody paid for that fight-a
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I cant get by 'cause my uncle died
And I cant provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these women look at me like I'm in diapers
And its no movie, there's no Michelle Pfeifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to keep the city streets safe, plus
See dishonor caught up bein a fighter and a prima donna
Green Goblin drama screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another life or not
Has gotten me to the point, I've got to choose
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motha****** option, failures not
Mary, I love you, but this man has got to go
I cannot let you get hurt, I got
To let you go is my plot
Webs fail me not
I gotta protect the only family that I got
You better prove yourself you're the Spiderman, you're swinging
And slinging- you better never let it go!
You only get one shot, You miss? Then look out below
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better prove yourself you're the Spiderman, you're swinging
And slinging- you better never let it go!
You only get one shot, You miss? Then look out below
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
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