Chorus: I never gave you mushrooms girl I didn't bring you to my world now your sitting in the cornor crying and now it's their fault their fault

I went to stan's wave with todd and dave and met a new rave blonde
babe with all her head shaved a nurse aid who came to get paid and tied up with first aid tape and caped on the first date.
paula an ex- drinker who just stoped drinking who love booze and alterative music ( wass up?) told me she going back to drinking
(naah) I said ,wait first try some of these holligins its better than
booze the henn or the gin. come here lets go in here who's in the bathroom? It's me and holly my bad (sorry) lets try another room
I don't trust you be qiute girl look at this room. It'll help you get in touch with your roots we'll go barefoot , with overalls ,and run in the woods. Oh heck I might as well try it this party is so drab "oh dag"
what ? I din't mean for you to use the whole rag. huh?
chorus sing 2x
Yo paul " get away from there she don't know you." Oh shoot shes triping " It was just a fluke" I wasn't trying to make this into something major I just wanted to make you apprecaite nature
paula stop cryin I don't hate you the worlds not against you I'm sorry
your mamma left ya so you had to grow up in an selter thats no reson to twiggin and bug out. She said help me I think I'm having a
seisure I said I'm not that bright girl qiut grabing my t-shirt.
(let go) could I calm down I thought I'm twenty-nine and I'm not
married I don't even have any freinds and mom can't cook. (hello)
she's over there I'm talking to the wall look we need to get to the
hospital before its to late cause I never seen any one eat as many
rags as you ate.
Choruse: sing(2x)
Paula (wiat) where you going you'd better be carful " leave me alone
mom I'm sick yelling at you!" I'm not your mom qiut trying to swallow
your tongue want some gum? put down the lamp before you do something dumb I'll be right back chill baby pease I gotta go find dave he's the one who gave me these. todd where's dave before I slash you? He's in the bedroom I think he's got some one in there dude. Dave get out here I need a beer there's a girl upstairs talking to walls choping her hair off and there's only two days of summer break left how long does it take for these things to wear off well it depends on how many you had I took two she ate the other 52 rags
now she's upstairs crying out her eyeballs drinking lysol she's gonna die dude yeah I know and its your fault
Chorue (2x)
My god Dave's so sorry dave's so sorry paula please wake up please
what are you doing you're not dead you can't be dead I know your dead oh my god paula wake up oh god