Hi! My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches}Bill Gates
Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Bill Gates
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the kids chatroom for a second?
[Gates]Hi kids! Do you like porno? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna buy my latest software,without the filters and passwords? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Build a corporation and get my cronies to break my opponents legs,just like Nixon did? (Huh?)
I hate netscape, I'm tryin' to make new software but I can't figure out which net browser to create? (Ummmm..)
And my secretary said, "Bill Gates your geeky,nuff said!"Uh-uhhh! "So why make more programs,and get beaten by netscape?

"Well since age thirty five, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause created artifical intellegence with microsoft 0.5
Got pissed off when my disk drive got f**ked up
So I smacked my PC so hard,it messed all the computers in Kansas
I smoke plenty of grass,I make Millions fast,if you get on the wrong side of me,my thugs will kick your ass
C'mere slut! (Bill,wait a minute,thats a dog!)
I don't give a f**k,It looks like my wife,Madge (ewww....)

Hi! My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. {scratches}Bill Gates
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[Gates]I started designing programs in junior high
When I made my first million,I created Microsoft 0.5
My teacher tried to steal my idea,so I took him to a bar,and brought him a beer,he shot me in the leg with a taser,stapled my lips to the table,and he said:its my idea now,asshole!
created my first my first website,it looked outta sight
It got hacked and turned into a porno site
So I created microsoft 5.5
And it sold all over the world,and I made more money,
Than the sultan of Brunei
Ninety-one percent of my life I was a rich guy
I just found out my programs make more money than anyone elses
Because I trashed there offices,and threatened to tatoo there asses
You know Im still a virgin at 35,a women has never touched my butt,because I look like a horses ass (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at the microsoft convention asked for my autograph
So I signed it: 'Dear Jim,Buy my programs now, ASSHOLE!'

Hi! My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. {scratches}Bill Gates
Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
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My name is.. {scratches} Bill Gates

[Gates]Pull out the modem! This guy needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Netscape guy,don't just stand there,type away!
I'm not ready to leave,I cant leave my programs behind (F**k that!)
I'll have to give up my fortune and eat common food like pie!
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I dont drink--computers are my life
All my life I was a spoilt guy
I ain't had a woman in years, and my face is so ugly it makes girls cry
Crappy clothes like a hobo (hachhh-too)
I may be a millionare
But I buy my stuff from a charity store
When I was little I used to get so bored I would throw fits
HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN MOM? (WAH!)
WE ONLY GOT AN APPLE MAC! (WAHHH!)
I fall asleep in my bed with a bulletproof vest on I hoping my competitors wont break into my house,and shoot me in the head (BANG!)
I'm a rich jackass
And by the way when you buy my programs ? (Yeah?)
You better my next one,priced $79.99....

Hi! My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. {scratches}Bill Gates
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My name is.. {scratches} Bill Gates