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Song Parodies -> "Zest"

Original Song Title:

"Blessed"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Zest"

Parody Written by:

Annie

The Lyrics

I encountered somebody at Walmart a few days ago who had awful BO. So I wanted to make a point to people who don't shower and/or use deodorant. Not meant to offend anybody.
Hey you
You're inches from my head
We haven't talked yet
Our first words have yet to be said
But my gosh
Please use Zest!

I know this might sound mean
But that stench is obscene
My face is turning green
Anyway...please use Zest!

And you...you need Zest!
That smell is a pest, I'm telling you that!
You're offending this line and you knocked off my hat!
I promise you that...Zest will help that...promise you that
Please use Zest!

***music****

Not to offend you, but the smell is just gross
What grows on you, I just don't want to know
All I know is, you need Zest!

And you, you need Zest!
That smell is a pest, I'm telling you that!
You're offending this line and you knocked off my hat!

I'm telling you that
Telling you that
You, you need Zest
That smell is a pest, I'm telling you that
You're offending this line and you knocked off my hat
I promise you that, Zest can help that.
You, you need Zest
That smell is a pest, I'm telling you that
You're offending this line and you knocked off my hat
Zest can help that, I promise you that. Please just use that!
You need Zest!

**Music**
Promise you that, Zest can help that
You knocked off my hat
You need Zest!
Zest can help that, please take a bath, please just use that!
You need Zest!

Sorry to anyone I offended. But I wanted to make a point.

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Read a M*********in' Book - August 14, 2015 - Report this comment
It's called speedstick! It's not expensive!
It's called speedstick! It's not expensive!

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