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Song Parodies -> "Something About the Way You Chew Your Rice"

Original Song Title:

"Something About the Way You Look Tonight"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Something About the Way You Chew Your Rice"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Should be a crime
To be disgusting like you are from dusk 'til dawn
You know you're nasty
When the dogs and cats smell you and start to run
When I had met you
Twas nothing wrong with how you lived life day to day
But something's not right
We got hitched and now your tact has gone astray

Way you eat is strange
Yes there's something about the way you chew your rice
Your mouth ain't closing babe
You chew like a cow, makes me want to hide
And my jaw just dropped
When the waiter came you told him his pants were tight
Not much else to say
I think your mind ain't right

Like a child
You throw a temper tantrum at the Wal Mart
Get away from me
Don't throw no more whoppie cushions in our cart

Have you gone insane?
Please don't throw your clothes when we go out at night
oh I just look away
Asked a cop to pull your finger--what a fright
And I'm mesmerized
By the way that you act when you have Miller Light
Baby you are strange
The way you act at night

The way you flick off guys

The way you moon your mom

The way you pick your nose

The way you walk at home

The way you paint your brows

The way you scream and howl

The way you crawl and scratch

The way you aaaaaaaaaaaact ain't riiiiight
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Matthias - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
I've also spent time dealing with really annoying people want prrof then read my parody "You're Annoying" to Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me"!
LadyTaTa - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . . this gal sounds like ~LadyGaGa~ or ~LadyGag~ ? ? . . . eh, vKingRumRunner
Mark Scotti - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry)Now...that's just being nit picky....LOL!!!
Andria - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Good job here, and this person should take anger-management, manners and life-skills classes along with AA meetings and psychological counseling pronto.
Agrimorfee - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
It was funny, not riotously funny, but funny.
Rex - May 17, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Fun idea and title sub. Chuckled at "dogs and cats smell you and start to run".
Jeff Reuben - May 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Just this once, I'll let it go when you sing with your mouth full. Just promise not to promote the video of it :-)
Max Power - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Reminds me of someone...
bobpiecheese - May 23, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Interesting parody, though the title was a bit misleading. I was expecting a parody about someone somehow finding a certain way of chewing rice inexplicably sexy. Maybe I'm just weird. 555 for you!

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