There's a tranquil fellow, with weird hair and clothes
What he lacks for some self-respect, he makes up for vogue
An enchanting vision of fabled creatures
Is enough for this nerdy warrior to be known for sure

He's Napoleon Dynamite
(Napoleon: Lucky!)
Tina you fat lard
Hailie Duff did all right in this movie
For her it's a start
But Napoleon Dynamite
(Napoleon: Oh Gosh!)
Jon Heder's the best
He's enough for media vagabonds
With him to be obsessed

There were times in that short film I wish were not dull
But that's how it's supposed to go, and what makes it cool
His dancing skills were slick, really hard to taunt
But the part that made me shed tears for, was the ending song

For Napoleon Dynamite
(Napoleon: Sicko)
I vote for Pedro
It's enough for all you self-conscious dudes
To tell bullies "No"
And Napoleon Dynamite
(Napoleon: Liger)
Is beyond all fresh
It's enough to make films such from James Bond
Or Shrek look like nonsense

It's enough to make films such as King Kong
A load of baloney