Conan O'Brien
I have watched your show from the start
Even when the critics bashed it
And tore your jokes apart.
You started in our country
And your style has stayed the same
Now you're watched worldwide
And everyone knows your name.

And it seems to me that ev'ry Late Night
With Conan O'Brien
Always have something weird to do
When silence sets in
And I would have liked it if you
Didn't stop writing Simpsons
The cartoon was so great before
Won't be the same again

Then Andy we lost
The show changed without your sidekick
But Max stepped up to the plate
Used jokes along with his drumsticks
And even though they tried
Those writers, to repair
The loss of Andy Richter
Their best was Masturbating Bear

And it seems to me that ev'ry Late Night
With Conan O'Brien
Always have a new character
For television
And sometimes they are a success
Like the Jesus on a Rope
Other times they don't do so well
Just like the Fed-Ex Pope

Conan O'Brien
You'll always get plenty of laughs
You use jokes that explain themselves
And you hiss like a cat
Conan O'Brien
From a man who loves to watch your show
Maybe you'll get a better time slot
Like before Jay Leno

And it seems to me that ev'ry Late Night
With Conan O'Brien
You always hide from the camera
Then pop up again
And I always chuckle when you
String Dance to start off your show
Then go and sit down at your desk
And hit your microphone

I would have liked it if you
Didn't stop writing Simpsons
The cartoon was so great before
Won't be the same again