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Song Parodies -> "Novocaine For The Sulk"

Original Song Title:

"Novocaine For The Soul"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Novocaine For The Sulk"

Parody Written by:

Karl Hook Willers

The Lyrics

Life is hard
And so am I
You've better get me everything
Cos I'm African shit

Novocaine for the sulk
Before I'm Marv Albert
Before I'm Marv Albert
Before I'm Marc Albert

Guess who's coming to eat this dinner
This big dick-sucking numbers life
Is fecking with my life
Once again

I've bitten me girlfriend, ha ha

Life is sweet
And so are you
Can we fix it in building
Or fuck all

Novocaine for the sulk
You better give me something
To calm this shit down

Before I'm around
Before I'm around
Before I'm around
Before I'm around
Before I'm around
Before I'll stick around

'I'll Stick Around' - a Foo Fighters reference

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Stu Erwin - November 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Possibly the worst specimen of writing ever to appear on this site. What abomination does it take for a submission to be rejected?

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