Going over to Mark Lamarr's ass One or South down Westminster nothing behind hiding Your Mum Where has he been where is he since leaving Never Mind The Buzzcocks
it's been going downhill
with all them guest hosts

Going over to Mark Lamarr's ass Going over to Mark Lamarr's ass Going over to Mark Lamarr's ass It's been a hunk o' shit

Terry Christian is in Liverpool Street reading The Daily Mirror Resting on his laurels now when they throw down his ass
Meanwhile an Essex cast watch him quote Basil Brush
Please God, it just isn't BBC Two
Going over to Mark Lamarr's ass Going over to Mark Lamarr's ass Going over to Mark Lamarr's ass has he vanished

I am going to watch The Word
I love to beret Terry Christian
after him, it's Basil Brush and then it's Louise Woodward

I can see Louise Woodward shake more children than i can
She sucks on a dick whilst Terry is quoting Tinky Winky
And i'm thinking
'that must get me nervous'
'that must get me nervous, moi'
They go to Mary Anne Hobbs in Dads Army
and I keep resting, but I keep shagging

Going over to Mark Lamarr's ass Going over to Mark Lamarr's ass Going over to Mark Lamarr's ass Am I bovvered

Going over to Mark Lamarr's ass
We're dont flick things two and throw anymore