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Song Parodies -> "Cellophane For The Choked"

Original Song Title:

"Novocaine For The Soul"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Cellophane For The Choked"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Guess who's back, back in town Cellophane is back for the 8th day

Cellophane for the choked
it isn't wax paper
It isn't wax paper

Where I'll breathe, but I hoped it I hoped you all choked very fast Hello London, Goodbye Houston
Before I choke all 1967 of you
Before I choke all 1988 of you
Before I choke all 1946 of you

Guess who's coming to ill-fate our dinner
it better be Leah Betts faking all our deaths once again

Still I hitch for you
and my red arse
Cuz father says this is not HMV

Cellophane for the choked

You better be real fast for brunch like Basil Brush

I like Basil Brush
I like Basil Brush
I like Basil Brush

Yeah, I like Basil Brush

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