I saw their plans for taxes
and the Mirror and the Sun
and at the next election,
it was Labour that won.

The Tory voting man, is going to go extinct
and I'm not into blue rinse myself
they must be on the brink,
of disaster

I saw Hague drunk last night
in pubs in Rotherham
staggered off to vote again
but was an "also ran"

The Tory voting man, is going to go extinct
We're for joining Europe these days
they must be on the brink,
of disaster

when I choose next I'll be
one more Lib. Dem. voter
I'm tired of all these tories
and sleazy ministers

The Tory voting man, is going to go extinct
and I'm not on the right-wing myself
they must be on the brink,
of disaster