-> "Tower Minas Morgul"
Original Song Title:
"Hotel California"
Parody Song Title:
"Tower Minas Morgul"
Parody Written by:
White Weasel89
The Lyrics
On a black plain in Mordor
There's many an Orc lair
Screeches of the nine are heard
As they fly through the air
Far away in the distance
Stood the tower of death
Our hearts grew heavy, and our moral fell
Tonight we'd take our last breath
There he stood in the doorway
A figure of gloom
Some men couldn't take it cause
He filled all of our hearts with a black doom
Then he spoke to us sternly
I won't forget the day
When he said "Come not between
The Nazgul and his prey"
Welcome to the tower Minas Morgul
Such a scary place (Such a scary place)
Such an evil place
Lots of Orcs at the tower Minas Morgul
Any time of year (Any time of year)
We'll fill your hearts with fear
His mind was totally twisted
Earnur could not take the shame
He gathered up his noble, noble knights
We had to play in his game
We all left the White Courtyard
Said our farewell
Some cryed at our leaving
We ain't returning from hell
But we followed our great King
Far from the White Tree
He wouldn't forget the duel, back in 2043
We left our wives to their crying so far away
We'd wake up in the middle of the night
We'd hear the Nazgul say
Welcome to the tower Minas Morgul
Such a scary place (Such a scary place)
Such an evil place
The living are dead at the tower Minas Morgul
What a dark surprise (What a dark surprise)
All the men will die
Steel chains on the ceiling
Steel links bound our hands
And we knew
We were all just prisoners here
At the Witch-King's demand
Killed in the lowest chambers
Our brave King was no more
They stabbed him with their Morgul knives
Oh what is it all for
Last thing I remember
I was screaming in pain
I had to find a way out of the rack where I was lain
Relax said the Nazgul
Struggling won't help you now
You can come here any time you like
To leave we won't allow
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