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Song Parodies -> "Questions"

Original Song Title:

"Come Undone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Duran Duran

Parody Song Title:

"Questions"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

You can find me at badave.com
Why,
A question in me
When'd life begin
What made the sky blue

Sighed
Why are you so cute?
Why do I like this tune?
Why is Prince so darn prude?

(If I had been around from the start.. I would know)
(but face the facts no one knows that part.. we're human)

Blah
Why is that dude a mime?
Why didn't Lightfoot rhyme?
oh I'm not done

I will try
To say why
We can't survive the speed of light

I'm riled
Beguiled
It's interesting
pose questions
Ask why?

What creates greed?
Why'd Dolly stuff?
Questions are so fun!

Does she smoke weed?
Does George still huff?
What's the answer son?

Heard
George Michael is gay
Why care either way?
Celeb news is a bore

Will
Anyone reveal
Why some people eat seals
When cows are legal

(Why do I question everything now.. No One cares)
(Still I hope you'll answer somehow.. Please tell me)

Lost,
Why's that show rate high?
I think that it bites
That show is no fun

Your reply
Don't ask why
If you don't know look to the sky

I tried
My eyes
began to squint
There's no answers up high

Why do jerks breed?
Who ate my lunch?
Why am I bad at puns?

Why's my tongue pink?
Who buys The Who
That's my question hun

(What makes some people think their so smart?)

Why do fishys feed
On their own young
As life has begun?

(Are there really no stupid questions?)

How'd I get beads?
Did I show off?

(Some things are best if they're left unsaid)

Who made up love?
Some answer's aren't fun

(I cannot tell you who threw that dart)
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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 21

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UnKnownVotress - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, . . . my Lord B-A-D, rest here, oh Knight of Musical Wonder; ponder not the answers . . just revel in the guestions, and play in their delight, as you dream of world's that could be . . .
AFW - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Quite an interesting list of questions
Peregrin - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Dave, I had a bit of trouble with the pacing, I am afraid. On the up side, I love the OS, and I also think it was a great idea on your part, and I also got a chuckle out of some of the questions posed! In particular "Who buys The Who", heh heh :)
Below Average Dave - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you UnKnown Votress and AFW. . .Thank you also Pippin, though I'm not sure where I messed up in pacing, I trust your judgment:)
Peregrin - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Dave, after all that, I didn't vote. So as you know, I just put in 4-5-5. I will write to you at the BadDave site and let you know my reasons okay ? :)
Peregrin again! - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Having said that, let me say this! When I can connect to BaDave, *then* I will send a message ! :) At the moment it's playing silly buggers with me :) Errr, I guess that's an Aussie saying? It's not working...
Below Average Dave - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL, yeah badave went down for approximately two hours last night, I received your PM though--thank you:) Even though it's an Aussie saying, I've heard it before because I briefly had an American Australian lover (well by my standards it was more friends that became more than friends for awhile without reaching couple status) but anyway I'm somewhat familiar and fond of Australian slang:)
Peregrin - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Well bugger me, Dave, you ol' bastard!

For those UNACCUSTOMED to strine, neither of those statements are how they may appear on the surface!

Dave, care to translate? :)

"yeah badave went down for approximately two hours last night" --- luck-ee! :)
McKludge - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Two hours? Could he even speak afterward?
Agrimorfee - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Questions: How did beads play into this? Who was George? Are you really bad at puns (because I have no evidence to back up this claim)? How should I rate this? Should I rate it 545?
Below Average Dave - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
The singer doesn't know, he's wearing beads and he has no idea:) Mean GWB on that line. . .well, I think I'm bad at puns--I'm no Jeff Reuben that's for sure
Below Average Dave - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Oops, now that's a misstatement if I ever made one. . .(Peregrin and McKludge). . .
Matthias - July 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I also don't know who the heck George is... "Does Keith Still Huff" would be easier to understand, since you ripped on a lot of celeberities in here. The beads question was pretty random, and as was the puns question, because all of those other questions were pretty universal, those two questions pretained to only you pretty much, the beads one referenced your parody, and the puns one isn't true, because of "Weenie On A Hot Bun".
Below Average Dave - July 12, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL Matty. . .I don't know who Keith is, George as a random name would work just as well to me (though I meant WB) the beads line was not related to "How To Earn Beads", I think that the puns one was because it sounded good at the time. . .I sometimes forget about my old gem "Weenie on a Hot Bun"
Max Power - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I have a stupid question...
bobpiecheese - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I think Matty's referring to Keith Richards, Dave. Anyways, this was intriguing. There are many questions in life, but not all can be answered by 42, unfortunately. 555 for you!
Syncronos - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
OK then... Life began a long time ago, depending on whether you go by science, religion, or both, you'll get a different answer...the sky is blue because the oxygen/nitrogen rich atmosphere captures the color blue from the light spectrum...I'm so cute because my parents are cute, and by genetics, I am in turn cute...you like this song because I assume you're a Duran Duran fan...Prince is a prude? Prince?! The guy with his ass hanging out of his pans prince? CRAP...you made me ask a question...oh well. 555 anyway
Rex - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
"Will Anyone reveal / Why some people eat seals / When cows are legal." Sure, it's because we haven't genetically engineered polar cows yet. Your mind is a mysterious (but funny) place, Dave.
Mark Scotti - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) A 'questionable" write has turned out well!!
DJ Blaze - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Your kids will be so annoying.... 555
Matthias - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Q: Have I read this before? A: See Above (Great to revist it Dave!)
bobpiecheese - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) See above.
Leo Keough - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(QR) Funny take on the 'mysteries' of life!!!...555!!!
Guy - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC05QR) - This parody kind of reminds me of an old Chicago OS called "Questions 67 and 68". And I don't know if we would die if we warped to light speed, but I think the real question is this - If you are in a spaceship traveling at the speed of light and you turned on the headlights, what would happen? Interesting parody Dave. No question about it.
Stuart McArthur - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) You've redefined "random" with this one Dave, although I've always wondered "Why didn't Lightfoot rhyme?" And don't knock celebrity news - there would go the source of half of my parodies - 555
Red Ant - October 03, 2009 - Report this comment
"...Why some people eat seals, When cows are legal", now that' a good question. Very good parody, Dave. The answer is 5s
Melanie Lee - October 04, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Why is this parody deep at times? Why is it funny at times? Why was it a little rough, and why do I barely care? Why do I rate it a mild 5-5-5?

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