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Song Parodies -> "DXM"

Original Song Title:

"What's My Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

DMX

Parody Song Title:

"DXM"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

Yea, I had a phase back in my early 20s, I even tried it some times during my teens. Glad I don't do it anymore
This is the trippy shit I be talkin’ about
Robo Trippin’ ass mothafukas
You think it's a game? You think it's a trippy GAME?
Come on, uh, uh, uh
Come on, uh, uh? I’m ‘bout to chug a bottle
I’m ‘bout to chug a bottle, what
D-X-M, uh, uh? Come on, Chug and die!
Ay yo, ay yo, ay yo
(What's my name) DXM and it be the best
You see my ass be lookin' like I need a rest
One more time, I'm a spit and puke up some shit
Cause I got the stuff that be fuckin' with your mind, try this shit
'Cause you out there runnin' your mouth
And you really don't know how much fun this is
Here we go again
How many times do I have to tell you new niggas?
I have no friends; rather drink this up
Runnin' around here like some dumbass newbie that's about to get f’ed up
The stores still open, I'm still gettin down for whatever
Sometimes your stomach starts lurchin’, can't keep it down
Now, some of us can but most of us don't they don’t get how it make a nigga feel
I trip balls, lookin’ at people while I be walkin’ with an eye closed
whenever I try to creep through
D-X-M
If you want it they got it
Come and break the seal we wit it
Just go to the pharmacy isles baby
Chug and die!
I’m ‘bout to chug a bottle, uh, uh
I’m ‘bout to chug a bottle
You still think I’m playin’?
You gon think it's a joke until you no longer remember your name
That's how we do it
Make cognition disappear into thin air by chuggin’ Robitussin
Never comin' back
Next time you see a movie will be the best time you'll see that movie
Ego deaths
'Cause in a minute you gonna see grandma and some crazy fractal designs
flying through walls
All I gots is the Coricidin but I'm always down for the Cough and Cold
Chug for life
Drink it down to the bottom of this shit we’ll be gone all night
Stop drop
Morning or night (what?)
Fake hard-ass niggas screamin' for their mommy
Chug and die
What that mean is that a tell a nigga drink up and pussies out last second
Look at all these off brand syrups
Runnin' around yappin' about they be totally freakin’ trashed off $1.50
That's that bullshit
The cashier know what about to be talkin' about what you got will get you lit
I'm really a nice person
I mean I drink the shit out some Delsym and that's before I eat
breakfast
I stay trippin'
One minute I'm cool, the next minute I'm down on the linoleum, pukin'
That's my style
I'm a cruddy fella leavin’ the pharmacy section service with a smile
Got my shit
And while you niggas that's been to the 5th plateau know it's about to get thick
Let's drink it down baby
I'm gonna be needing at least 4 bottles at once and you think you crazy?
I've lost my mind
And it will make you lose yours too go ahead and try one time
D-X-M!
D-X-M!

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