Hey how ya feelin'? Stomach's empty? So is mine.
I am hungry, it is feedin' time.
Don't grin at me because I made some mistakes
Oops that fruit was fake. Drink leftover shakes.
Cheese, apple fritters, yeah and I like cherry pie, too.
Please do not touch me, while I'm eatin' food
I ate all the food and I've established a fact
I want you to know that I'm gettin' so fat

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Wasn't it you that said,
Digestion was too fast and you
Said I never would get through
Wasn't it you that said
I'd never eat all that food
And wasn't it you that said
I needed to eat pure pork fat
Greasy chicken for a snack
Some lamb chops by the ten-pound sack
I want you to know that I'm gettin' so fat

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So fat, so fat, so fat.
I really hate it, 'cause I'm
So fat, so fat, so fat.
I'm gettin' so so so so so so fat
So fat, so fat, so fat.
It's hard to face it; I'm fat
So fat, so fat, so fat.

This is for my husband that said I didn't have the munchies
Now you're mad at me 'cause I can't be carried
Told you not to challenge me to eat all that food
Can't throw me on the bed, you stupid fool
Now you wanna try to get big as you see me
Cannot just try, you really need to eat
Munch them greasy fries and half eaten big mac
I want you to know that I'm feelin' so fat.

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(Chorus)

I'm still so so so so so
I'm still so so so so so
I'm still so so so so so fat fat fat fat fat fat fat. (2x)

(Repeat chorus until end)