Here I am, I'm out the prong grave again
I'm a game you just can pin
Week you are, brethren cisterns within
You'll spill your blood for my kin
So come on

Why save remising for another day?
Baby, let this sponge bub suck your blood away!

Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad?
Have I so far bitten somewhere, I just shouldn't have?
Was my tongue a little hard?
Have your pressure fallen 'part?
Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad?

Now you're the life I gotta halve
I gotta halve you baby

Here I am, dead promiscuous at night, yeah
But I'm broken by the dawn
I need to go, nolens volens, I'm in flight, baby
And to my coffin I'll be drawn
There I'm at home

You'll be my missus in an unearthly way!
Baby, let this lowlife sniff your haemo-bouquet!

Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad?
Have I so far bitten somewhere, I just shouldn't have?
Are you O-, B-, A-OK?
For my Rhesus Type buffet?
Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad?

Ev'ry scream you scream you're my
Lily-white trash and necklace queen
You have too much blazin' veins
You're making me wanna snug
And if your pulse don't ever come
For it's now held at one

None! Do I suck!
None! Am I blue!
I oopsed and made a corpse of you!

Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad? (Yeah)
Have I so far bitten too hard, I'd say that I have!
Have you ever been un-tanned?
Or seen never-never land?
Have you ever smooched with someone named Vlad? (So bad?)
Have I ever flatlined someone
(Have I ever flatlined someone, yeah)
Have I ever been this blue?
From a failing quid pro quo?
Have I ever flatlined someone like you?

Now you're the life I more than halved!
I'm such a sucker, baby!

It's a game I just can't pin

Have I ever smooched with someone so bad?
Have I ever flatlined someone?
(Have I ever flatlined someone, yeah)