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Song Parodies -> "Tang"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Def Leppard

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

Spittin' up, gettin' sick cause I drank
Something crude from a dirty shot glass
Yeah yeah yeah, I gotta realize
I wanna get drunk, but I'm not that type
I'll heave-n-hork and puke it up so count me out
Cause all I ever wanna drink is Tang

Tang for me (it feels good in my tummy baby)
Tang for me (it just makes me wet the bed)
Tang for me (it's so nice and yummy baby)
Cause all I ever wanna drink is Tang

My health now's in mint condition
Now that I've been workin' out
With fruit and veggies and, cooked ham
I wanna eat some Stouffers in a frying pan
But I'll heave-n-hork and puke it up so count me out
Cause all I ever wanna drink is Tang


It's my intention to be an irritation
Cause I don't wanna die from dehydration

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Mikey Squirrel - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
My best buddy Jay actually wrote this one. Wer'e both big Leppard fans. The OS is from their least successful album, and maybe no one has heard it.. maybe we should have done poon-Tang??
Mari - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Left out something for the Spanish part. That might've made it better.

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