-> "Flat Tire"
Original Song Title:
"Genie in a Bottle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Flat Tire"
Parody Written by:
The Desert of the Real
The Lyrics
I feel like I've been locked up tight
For a century of loneliness
Waiting for someone
To ride me
I need a new tire and I have really crappy brakes
But does that mean you're gonna give me away?
I can also hold a baby
O-o-o-o-ohh
The body's sayin', "Let's go"
O-o-o-o-ohh
But the tire needs a blow
Chorus:
If you wanna ride with me
Baby there's a price to pay
Fix the flat tire on the bicycle
Gotta blow it the right way
If you wanna ride with me
Please give me a pump or two
You gotta measure the air pressure
Maybe I'll ride with you
There's a flat tire on the bicycle, yeah,
Gotta blow it the right way, honey
There's a flat tire on the bicycle, yeah,
Come, come, come on and blow it up
You may not be able to pick up any hos
But one more pump, and then we're good to go
You're the someone
Who needs me
Could be racing at the speed of light
But does that mean you're gonna ride tonight?
And I can hold a baby
O-o-o-o-ohh
The body's sayin', "Let's go"
O-o-o-o-ohh
But the tire needs a blow
(Chorus)
There's a flat tire on the bicycle, yeah,
Gotta blow it the right way, honey
There's a flat tire on the bicycle, yeah,
Come, come, come on and blow it up
There's a flat tire on the bicycle, yeah,
Gotta blow it the right way, honey
There's a flat tire on the bicycle, yeah,
Come, come, come on and blow it up
O-o-o-o-ohh
The body's sayin', "Let's go"
O-o-o-o-ohh
But the tire needs a blow
(Chorus x2)
There's a flat tire on the bicycle, yeah
Come, come, come on and blow it up
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