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Song Parodies -> "Weenie on a Hot Bun"
Original Song Title:
"Genie in a Bottle"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Christina Aguilera
Parody Song Title:
"Weenie on a Hot Bun"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
The song, full of puns, is my 4th of P3-the Challenge of Parody. . .way overdue and of a not so easy original song, I'm rather proud of how this one turned out. . .hear Weenie on a Hot Bun absolutely free!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I feel like I've been fried alright
Heard way too many pick-up lines
Waiting for someone to eat me
Touching my hips and blowing mustard my way
But that don't mean I'm gonna fill you today
Baby, Baby, Baby
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My Buns are saying let's go
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But your gut is saying no
If you wanna chow on me
Baby get your tongue away
I'm a weenie on a hot bun
Gotta dress me the right way
If you think that I'm tasty
I can make your hunger skew
You need some Tums for indigestion
Need some mayonnaise now too
I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Gotta cook me the right way honey
I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Come, Come, C'mon and eat me up
The seven eleven is the place to go
One more glance and then it's down your throat
Waiting for someone
To eat me
Don't ask what I'm made of tonight
Once you hear it fear for your life
Save me, save me, save me
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Your lips are getting moist now
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But your brain's still saying now
If you think I'm so easy
Baby better go and pay
I'm not free or meant to cuddle
Better eat me right away
If you want to swallow me
Pay a dollar fifty three
Just come and purchase me baby
and I'll make you glee
I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Gotta dress me the right way honey
I'm not easy but I'm cheap now baby
Come, Come, C'mon and eat me up
I'm not easy on the way down baby
Stomach's queasy when you eat me honey
I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Come, Come, C'mon and lick me up
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
By now you know I am cold
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But you know I'll make you go
If you are done eating me
Baby need to get air spray
Was a weenie on a hot bun
Now your stomach's giving way
I am made from pigs and beef
But they'll make your taste buds spew
You got understand your colon
Will never forgive you
If you still want to eat me
Baby I can make your day
I'm a weenie on a hot bun
Gonna rub you the wrong way
If you think my claim is weak
I can fill you till your blue
Just come and pay for me baby
and I'll be in you
I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Come, Come, c'mon and eat me up
I feel like I've been fried alright
Heard way too many pick-up lines
Waiting for someone to eat me
Touching my hips and blowing mustard my way
But that don't mean I'm gonna fill you today
Baby, Baby, Baby
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My Buns are saying let's go
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But your gut is saying no
If you wanna chow on me
Baby get your tongue away
I'm a weenie on a hot bun
Gotta dress me the right way
If you think that I'm tasty
I can make your hunger skew
You need some Tums for indigestion
Need some mayonnaise now too
I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Gotta cook me the right way honey
I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Come, Come, C'mon and eat me up
The seven eleven is the place to go
One more glance and then it's down your throat
Waiting for someone
To eat me
Don't ask what I'm made of tonight
Once you hear it fear for your life
Save me, save me, save me
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Your lips are getting moist now
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But your brain's still saying now
If you think I'm so easy
Baby better go and pay
I'm not free or meant to cuddle
Better eat me right away
If you want to swallow me
Pay a dollar fifty three
Just come and purchase me baby
and I'll make you glee
I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Gotta dress me the right way honey
I'm not easy but I'm cheap now baby
Come, Come, C'mon and eat me up
I'm not easy on the way down baby
Stomach's queasy when you eat me honey
I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Come, Come, C'mon and lick me up
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
By now you know I am cold
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But you know I'll make you go
If you are done eating me
Baby need to get air spray
Was a weenie on a hot bun
Now your stomach's giving way
I am made from pigs and beef
But they'll make your taste buds spew
You got understand your colon
Will never forgive you
If you still want to eat me
Baby I can make your day
I'm a weenie on a hot bun
Gonna rub you the wrong way
If you think my claim is weak
I can fill you till your blue
Just come and pay for me baby
and I'll be in you
I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Come, Come, c'mon and eat me up
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Whoever gave you all ones must have a small weenie, this is very good
I'm used to it, you konw, the ones that take the longest to write get the most negative votes. . .because people have nothing better to do--it doesn't bother me though because my songs regardless of their votes all perform well and get downloaded so I've learned not to care. . .oh well. . .I know it's a good parody, and thank you very much for your vote.
Matthias--I hope you don't mind this. . .but I'd like to say you have become very quickly the most respected parodist on this site, not because your parodies are always the best, though they are very good, but because you have the personality to make your art more than just art. . .you are truely a great person. . .many have been kind here to me, but you've been the best. . .Between you, Red Ant, and Stu--I don't think I'll ever want to leave.
Hey B.A.D! Great parody, sorry to see you have been 1-ed. I always try and write good parodies but don't seem to have much time to write them. I consider myself to be a "part-time parodist" But whenever I do submit a parody, I do appreciate the high marks I usually get. Quality certainly beats quantity (take a bow Tokusou Sentai Blessranger!) :-)
Yeah, Matthias is truly a great person. But I gotta say, THIS KICKS ASS! You keep gettin' better and better. You may not be the best singer, but that SO makes up in the hilariousity. This is a three 5's effort for a three 5's parody. By the way, be proud to be 1ed, only the best and the worse are 1ed.
Just got to the recording today.... do I have a dirty mind or is there more going on in this parody than meets the lips...? :-P
I Plea the 5th. . .I swear Oscar Meyer Made me do it. . .I don't know what came over me actually. . .the song came on the TV on VH1 and I was eating Pizza (big surprise right) and I just. . .I had to say it. . .my roomate cracked up like he'd never done for one of my parodies. . .he always laughs but he was cracking up. His mother was over at the time and she started singing too. . .I wrote it out and almost two weeks later. . .it hits 2nd on Soundclick, and become my first number one for any Sub-Genre. . .This was such a fun song to do, and I feel a lot more like Kristof with this one. . .
(SOTM) This was just the right size! ;0
Delicious weenie Dave, maybe next time we can go out to eat first... -wink-
SOTM-The 1 voter could be Petia.
(SOTM) I've listened this quite a few times now, Dave....sleazy, pimped out and very funny. BRAVO! btw you don't want to feel more like me: it's a very scary place to be. ;-) 555+
Excellent, Dave, and congrats on the recording, too.
(SOTM) Excellent effort BAD! I liked this a lot. 555
(SOTM) I think we've got a new candidate for the Master of the Double Entendre! Excellent job, Dave, had me grinning the whole way.
SOTM - I came from listening to a song by Naughty by Nature to this parody, never has a transition felt more appropriate! :-)
SOTM - Still lovin' this SO much!
SOTM - Double Entendres with cheese and sauerkraut, hold the mustard! Then I dropped it (it was hot), but it's only slightly dirty. Kind of like this song. ^^
(SOTM) great stuff BA dave - I liked "Pay a dollar fifty three" best for some reason - it just sounded funny - btw can you get karaoke backing tracks for everything?! - if so, where and how? - 555
SOTM - I'll munch to that. Some very clever lines in this bun. Relish is a word I use to describe...
very saucy parody B.A.D. 555 Matthias maybe the massiah but you, are a very naughty boy !
(SOTM) Sweet ... and MEATY.
Loved it! Diont really like the OS at all,but loved this!
good song straight 5s
Don't buy your weenies from 7-11 they will send you running to the restroom. lol
(ABCW) My above comments still stand. Good job.
This is a Below Average Dave classic, and the first song that you actually changed up the choruses. This was especially hilarious it being as old as it is, if this song was written today it would be on par with Antartican Terrorist, because you've got a lot better at writing over time, this was good, but I still like you're later work better.
(ABC) A classic, indeed...such as "A Hard Day's Night" for The Beatles, or "Blowin' In the Wind" for Dylan, so it is with BAD's "WOAHB"! The changing choruses is what really makes this fun.
(ABC4W)
This wins the "Oral Robert's" excellence award. Great oration effort here.
This wins the "Oral Robert's" excellence award. Great oration effort here.
Nuts roasting in the open fire...
(ABC) $1.53 still seems like a great deal to me, dave - and I liked your inclusion of weenie ingredients - Steve Martin once said the reason he loved hot dogs so much was because animal lips was one of his favourite foodgroups - 555
(ABC4-W) Heh-heh-heh, you said weenie. Anyways, for being such an oldie, this was very delicious, Dave. 555 for sure!
Hot Dog !!!...this was yummy. But, those dogs at the 7-11 have been there for weeks. Don't do it I tell ya...
(Artistry) A talking hot dog? I don't know if I would want to eat one of those, but I ate this parody up! Great job!
how about a dinkie on a hun . . . ?
This one is a Below Average Dave classic and it stood the test of time. It's still just as good as it was back in 2007. The "Pick-Up lines" doesn't make sense (because why would people be using pick-up lines on their food?) I'm also not sure why this hotdog is so disgusting to eat... It's not that all hotdogs are like this one because I enjoyed eating hotdogs. Doesn't even need to have the Double Intendre in order to work and be funny. It's great because it's crazy.
Well Matthias, it's that whole total mashup of those double entendres crashing into each others' worlds that brings out those Pick Up Lines...I'm happy to have finally taken the time to actually listen to your recording Dave, and I have to say it is one of your best, even years later.
(Artistry) I always Pick Up my hot dog before eating it. This one sure had some extra mustard - I enjoyed it with relish!
(Artistry) See above.
How in the world have I not commented on this? One of my favorite recordings of yours, I've liked this one for a long time.
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