-> "Ranga in a Bottle"
Original Song Title:
"Genie in a Bottle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ranga in a Bottle"
The Lyrics
Ranga In A Bottle
Mal feels like she has a spastic perm
and her glasses on her nose so firm
Are topped off, with freckles...
Mal's licking her lips
And flashing braces Ben's way
But that don't mean she's gonna give it away
Ranga, ranga, ranga (ranga, ranga, ranga)
[Bridge:]
Ooh (Mal's body's saying let's go)
Ooh (but Ben Hobart's saying no)
[Chorus:]
If you wanna be with Mal
Baby there's a price to pay
She's a ranga in a bottle
You gotta rub her the right way
If you wanna be with Mal
She can make your wish come true
Her hair makes a big impression
And her glasses do too
She's got defrizzer in a bottle baby
But she hasn't got a hope, no, honey
She's a ranga in a bottle baby
woah, woah, what a huge ranga
Glasses are slipping
Down her nose,
Pretends to dance,
When she's tripping over.
She wonders why Ben Hobart
Doesn't like her
Hair is boofing at the speed of light
But that don't mean she's gonna brush it tonight
Pikey, Pikey, Pikey (Pikey, Pikey, Pikey)
[Bridge:]
Ooh (Mal's body's saying let's go)
Ooh (but Ben Hobart's saying no)
(but Ben Hobart's saying no)
[Chorus:]
If you wanna be with Mal
Baby there's a price to pay
She's a ranga in a bottle
(Mal's a ranga in a bottle)
She's got huge hair the right way
If you wanna be with Mal (Ooh)
She can make your wish come true
(Wish come true...Woah)
Just let her get her ears pierced
And she'll be with you
She tried to dye her hair blonde, oh baby
She still looked like a monkey, honey
A monkey with huge glasses, baby
Woah, woah, what a huge ranga
Mal's a ranga in a bottle baby
She's got huge hair in the right way, honey
(she's the oldest kid of 8)
She's a ranga in a bottle baby
Woah, woah, what a huge ranga
[Bridge:]
Ooh (Mal's body's saying let's go)
Ooh (but Ben Hobart's saying no, NO)
[Chorus:]
If you wanna be with Mal
Baby there's a price to pay
She's a ranga in a bottle
(She's a ranga in a bottle)
You gotta rub her the right way
If you wanna be with Ma-a-al
She can make your wish come true (Ooh)
her hair makes a big impression
And her glasses do too (Oh Yeah)
If you wanna be with Mal
Baby there's a price to pay
She's a ranga in a bottle
(She's in a bottle baby)
You gotta rub her the right way
(You gotta rub Mal the right way)
If you wanna be with Mal
(if you wanna be with Mal)
She can make your wish come true
Just come and brush Mal's hair baby
And the comb will break ooh
Mal's a ranga in a bottle baby
Woah, woah, what a huge ranga.
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