-> "Put the Fifty in a Bottle"
Original Song Title:
"Genie In a Bottle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Put the Fifty in a Bottle"
Parody Written by:
Biggie Spears
The Lyrics
They feel like they've been locked up tight
For a century of clevage sights
I've been waiting for someone
To release these
Your licking my lips and blowing bubbles my way
But that don't mean you won't have to pay
Pay me 50 please
Oooh uh oh
my bodies saying lets go
But your wallets saying no!
Umph
If you want to sleep with me
Baby there's a price to pay
Put a fifty in a bottle
And I'll rub you the right way
Put a fifty in a bottle baby
And I'll rub you the right way honey
Put that fifty baby
And then then come on get it out!
Music playing and the lights are low
One more checque and I'll give you a blow
Baby, baby,
If you want to sleep with me
Baby there's a price to pay
Put a fifty in a bottle
And I'll rub you the right way
If you want to sleep with me
Baby I can make that dream come true.
Just put that money in babee and I'll stay with you
Put that fifty in a bottle baby
And I will rub you the right way honey
I'll be your genie in your bottle baby
If you will just come out and pay!
there's a price to pay
Put a fifty in a bottle
And I'll rub you the right way
What a girl wants
Christina Aguilera
What a ho wants
One two three
What a ho wants
What ho needs
Whatever keeps you . . .
of your feet
OOOhhh
I want to thank you 4 giving me time to breath
Like my clock you waited so patiently
While I counted your money
While I figured the sum out
You only looked yeah,
and all I did was touch
But in my heart I know you needed me so much!
So baby get it together
Before your time runs out
You say that your great and all you do is gloat
But in my butt I know that you suck
But we'll make friends,
I understand
And it's lucky for you that I take cash!
What a ho wants
What ho needs
Whatever keeps you . . .
off your feet
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