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Song Parodies -> "Ad Hominem"

Original Song Title:

"Believe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Ad Hominem"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

The logical way to handle bullies
Ad Hominem, (hominem) [repeat]

No matter how hard I try
You keep pushing me aside
And I can't argue
There's no talking to you

It's so sad that you talk shit
It takes time to process
But after all is said and done
I’m gonna be the cogent one
Oh, oh

Why do you make those ad hominems?
I can hear my voice inside me say,
"I really think that’s a ‘Straw Man’ also”
Why do you make those ad hominems?
I can hear my voice inside me say,
"I really think that’s a ‘Straw Man’ also”

What am I supposed to do?
Shut my mouth and agree with you?
Well, I can't do that
There's no logic in that

I need time to prove you wrong
I need (to get on high horse) to feel strong
'Cause I've had time to think it through
And maybe it’s Tu Quoque also
Oh, oh

Why do you make those ad hominems?
I can hear my voice inside me say,
"I really think that’s a ‘Straw Man’ also”
Why do you make those ad hominems?
I can hear my voice inside me say,
"I really think that’s a ‘Straw Man’ also”

Well, I know that I am cogent
'Cause I know that I am logical
I don't believe that’s circular
I don't believe that’s circular
I don't believe that’s circular
No, I don't believe that’s circular

Why do you make those ad hominems?
I can hear my voice inside me say,
"I really think that’s a ‘Straw Man’ also”
Why do you make those ad hominems?
I can hear my voice inside me say,
"I really think that’s a ‘Straw Man’ also”

Why do you make those ad hominems?
I can hear my voice inside me say,
"I really think that’s a ‘Straw Man’ also”
Why do you make those ad hominems?
I can hear my voice inside me say,
"I really think that’s a ‘Straw Man’ also”

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