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Song Parodies -> "I Don’ Believe"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Believe"

Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"I Don’ Believe"

Parody Written by:

The Offenders

The Lyrics

A little holiday cheer....
I got my legs open wide
You keep saying you're inside
But I can't feel you
In a moment you're through
No wa-a-ay this is pleasing
My lo-o-oins should be squeezing
'Cause even when you say you're done
I'm gonna be the horny one

I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough
I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside mey, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough

What am I supposed to do
Tell you that "I'm cumming" too
Well I can't do that
I wish you were black
So it's ti-i-ime to move on
How I'd lo-o-ove a foot-long
You're Johnson's way too small it's true
My camel toe's too big for you

I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough
I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough

But I know I'll find a penis
That is hard and that is long
Then I won't need you anymore
I won't need you anymore
I won't need you anymore
I won't need you anymore

I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough
I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough
Copyright © The Offenders

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