I’m mad about her laser eyes
My futuristic robot bride
And I am her groom
She has hydraulic boobs
She’s glad… That I’m human
She chimes… When we’re screwin’
She never stalls, She’s always fun
Her left arm hides a plasma gun, Ohh oh

Can you believe my wife’s a robot?
Made of steel with a flesh overlay
Because I know zinc’s not good enough
No!
Can you believe my wife’s a robot?
When I knelt I pulled out a big ring
Don’t care if she drinks oil and stuff
No!

All my friends think I’m a loon
She sings great with Auto-Tune
And I love Dat Ass!
Though it’s made out of brass
She’s so prime with her cogs
On her back I write blogs
She can squeeze limes and make me juice
Her metal claws are put to use, Ohhh oh

Can you believe my wife’s a robot?
Heats my meal, Oven’s inside her leg
She’ll make the food shrink and grow back up
Whoa!
Can you believe my wife’s a robot?
She can peal apples her hands have blades
You better not blink or you’ll miss stuff
Whoa!

Cause I fell in love with this miss
Please don’t think my love is wrong
She has upgrades to explore
She is programmed to do chores
You can’t buy her at the store
Cause only Skynet makes this whore

Can you believe my wife’s a robot?
She can deal cards when we want to play
With her big hard drive can’t call her bluff
Oh!
Can you believe my wife’s a robot?
She has wheels but she won’t drive away
At the skating rink she’s quite the buff
Whoa!

Can you believe my wife’s a robot?
It’s revealed she was sent here to slay
Brain chip’s on the brink and she’s quite tough
Whoa!
Can you believe my wife’s a robot?
Now I squeal since humans are her prey
Man, This really stinks we’re breaking up
No!