What have you been eatin'?
It should be a crime
But I go unheeded
And you let the gas fly
Nasty fumes are seepin'
Out from your behind
I wish they would blow far away
I wish your stink would leave without a trace
Make those smelly farts go

Man do your farts reek wow!
And I am drowned
In a foul cloud that could ignite
Man do your farts reek wow!
I can live without
Without smelling it so ripe
Don't let all those smelly farts blow

Can't believe your farts are, ripping endlessly
Blowin' out like thunder
Someone rescue me
Think I'm going under
From your endless stream
Pardon me but my nose I have to hold
Your farts smell like some eggs that got too old
I can't stand your farts no!

Man do your farts reek wow!
And I am drowned
In a foul cloud that could ignite
Man do your farts reek wow!
I can live without
Without smelling it so ripe
Don't let all those smelly farts blow
Don't let all those smelly farts blow

You're too much you and your flatulence
Farts I despise
Your farts, I can't stand another
You just let them fly

Man do your farts reek wow!
And I am drowned
In a foul cloud that could ignite
Man do your farts reek wow!
I can live without, without smelling it so ripe

Somebody else just cut a fart too
I smell it getting stronger and stronger and stronger

And they don't subside, farts are gonna blast
Out from your behind