Song Parodies -> I Wish I Was Celine Dion

Original Song Title:	"My Heart Will Go On"
Original Performer:	Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:	"I Wish I Was Celine Dion"
Parody Written by:	Spaff.com

[Haunting instrumental intro: Penny whistle or kazoo]

Every night in my dreams
I hang out
With drag queens
Dressing up like Celine
Dion

Every day I wake up
And cake on
The makeup
Make my chin like Celine
Dion

You'll
See
The Vegas in me
When they build me that coli-se-ummm

White
Trash
Will blow all their cash
Sorry, Siegfried and Roy, but
My show will go on and on

I'll find old men wiser
And sell out
To Chrysler
Stealing Cyndi Lauper's
Last song

Royalties from "One Heart"
And perfume
At Wal-Mart
Bling the bling like Celine
Dion

TIGHT
FRENCH
CANADIAN WENCH
I'M A DIVA LIKE WAYNSIE
NEW-TON

RICH
PROUD
TITANICALLY LOUD
I WILL SINK YOU WITH SCHLOCK, I
WISH I WAS - CE-LINE DI-OOOOOOO-
*gasp*
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!

Mmm-hmm...

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Jeff Reuben - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment

I was just in Vegas...shame I missed the show.

Adagio - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Clever the way you worked Titaic in there...lol. Super!!! 5's

Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Titanic Job:-) 5's

lebeiw15 - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment

All 5s... BRILLIANT!

Rick D - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment

You have to hit your chest with your fist for emphasis. Oh, we can't see that, can we?

who cares what my name is - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment

now this is what i call funny

WIld & Diva - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Celine is a great entertainer, but there is something about her that begs for a parody like this! Nice job Spaff!

Claude Prez - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment

Only seven votes? See, that's what you get for picking such an obscure song...Anyway, TITANICALLY FUNNY

Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment

One question, Spaff: Since she sleeps with Rene Angelil, do you (or your character) STILL wish you were Celine Dion? I mean, have you SEEN this guy?

Spaff.com - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Jeff: Glad you made it out alive.
Adagio & Smurf & Horse & leebster & Rick & who & Wild & Diva & C4P: Merci.
Michaelopedia: Rene, Celine's lover, is a GUY?! Man, you sure know how to kill fantasies.

Jeff Reuben - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Spaff...it was either Celine or Monticore =)

Spaff.com - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment

Jeff: The lesser of two evils? I was going to write a parody of "Eye of the Tiger" called "I Love the Tiger," but I just couldn't bring myself to do it.

Courtney - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment

I love it!! I'm fan of Celine Dion, but this is such a great parody!! It fits oh so well!!

Spaff.com - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanx, Courtney. It was either going to be this or "My Part Will Go Blonde."

celinehaters.tripod.com/ - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment

perfect song since she DIDN'T SHOW at LAS VEGAS!!!

Spaff.com - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment

She didn't? Bloody Canadians.

daud - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment

oh my gosh so funny for that idiot celine dion trash shit head

Spaff.com - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment

daud: Couldn't have punctuated it better myself.

yun - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment

i like your moveis

Spaff.com - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment

yun: Thank you. I just wrapped production on "Titanic II: Night of the Living Leonardos."

Wicked Green Queen - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment

Loved it with all 5's. Wickedly hilarious. =)

Spaff.com - October 09, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanx, Wicked Green Queen. A word of advice: beware of little girls in gingham dresses.

Wendy Christopher - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment

Yaay! Now all me need to do is MAKE HER SING IT! in VEGAS!! 555

Spaff.com - December 09, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanx, Wendy. That would be surreal: Celine Dion singing "I Wish I Was Celine Dion." I'd pay the $200 (or whatever it is) to go to her coliseum (or whatever it is) and see that.

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Song Parodies -> I Wish I Was Celine Dion

"My Heart Will Go On"

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"I Wish I Was Celine Dion"

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