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Song Parodies -> "Slim Shady / Money in Rap"

Original Song Title:

"Power of Love"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Slim Shady / Money in Rap"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Well, after that cooperation thingie with Elton John I guess we can expect almost anything from Eminem. Except for maybe a power ballad like this:
The dissing and the moaning
And rappers´ cries at night
Are getting loud as sirens now
As I have won the fight

I took on every challenge
And battled every creep
My voice was cool and rendered
A sale that I could not forsee

Cos I´m Slim Shady
The rest are all bums
Whenever they battle me
They are wasting their gums

Rich is what I´m getting
Signing 50 cent
And the dough outside keeps pouring in
It won´t end till I have went

It´s a fact that I am white
It´s better for the purse
I sometimes ponder if I will
Be Michael Jackson in reverse

Cos I´m Slim Shady
The rest are all bums
Whenever they battle me
They are sure to go numb

I´m building an empire
Something Moby never will
Sometimes I´m explicit
Cos I´m ready to burn
For the Money in Rap

The sound of Hailie laughing
Was a step out of way
But rest asured I will swear on
Till I´m old and grey

Cos I´m Slim Shady
The rest are all bums
Whenever they battle me
They are wasting their gums

I´m building an empire
Something Carey never will
Sometimes I´m explicit
Cos I´m ready to burn
For the Money in Rap

Ohh, the Money in Rap
The Money in Rap

Sometimes I´m explicit
Cos I´m ready to burn
For the Money in Rap

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Jeremiah McGlothin - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice idea, but I don't know the song so I can't vote on it.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto, but this was one packed with smirky moments.
Clean Slate - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeremiah and Luke Brattoni. (Pre-Vote Tally: 1 x 333, 2 x 444 and 4 x 555 (unless they were mixed) to make and average closer to 4 than 5).

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