I need to sniff it again
I have a huge cold
When I breathe, I strain
Oh baby
It might seem natural
But it's cause of the snot
Stuck up my nasal

And of all of my senses,
Smell is the most important to me
Oh baby baby

Oops! I sniffed it again
The next thing I know
My air freshener's dead
Oh baby baby
Oops! My voice sounds so flat
Better whiff some of tha-a-a-at
My nostril isn't clear

You see, my schnozzle is irked
I dream all the time
Wishing that decongestants really worked
I've tried mint-scented things
But you wouldn't believe
The migraines it brings

And of all of my senses,
Smell is the most important to me
Oh baby baby

Oops! I sniffed it again
The next thing I know
My air freshener's dead
Oh baby baby
Oops! My voice sounds so flat
Better whiff some of tha-a-a-at
My nostril isn't clear

"Britney, here's something to clear up your nose."
"Oh, that smells so nice! But wait a minute, isn't this..."
"Yes, it is."
"But I've tried eucalyptus before, baby."
"Darn, that cost me so much!"
"You really shouldn't have."

Oops! I sniffed it again
Blow my nose
My air freshener's dead oh baby
Oops! My nose needs to whiff some of tha-a-a-at
My nostril isn't clear

Oops! I sniffed it again
The next thing I know
My air freshener's dead
Oh baby baby
Oops! My voice sounds so flat
Better whiff some of tha-a-a-at
My nostril isn't clear