ow ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow ow ow

I think I pulled something
I made you believe that it was just a plain ache
Ow baby
Something might have been crushed
But it doesn't mean that It's serious
'Cause I have lost all my senses
That is just so typically me
Ow baby, ouchies

[CHORUS:]
Oops!...I pulled a muscle
I pulled it during dance moves, got hurt in my video
Ow baby, ouchies
Oops!...You think I'm just fine
But I was just lying
I'm such an idiot

The doctors say problem is this
I'm wasting away
Wishing that fat singers, they truly exist
I cry, watching the hot dogs cook
Can't you see I'm a fool and a crook
But I lost all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, ow

[Repeat CHORUS]

ow ow ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow ow ow

"Get on this ambulance"
"Britney, before you go to the hosptial, there's something I want to give you"
"Oh, it's chewy, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But how in did you get a hold of illegal painkillers"
"Well baby, I went downtown and did strip job for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have. I'm not kidding. I can be thrown in jail."

Oops!...I pulled a heart like muscle
Well dancing in my video, ow baby
Oops!...You think that I'm way to fat don't you?
I'm an idiot