yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (x4)

I think it happened again.
I sat on my friend..
and that was his end.
Oh oopsy!
If you see that he's crushed
I didn't see him sitting
under my butt
But to lose all your friendships
'Cause your butt's as big as Ricki [Lake]
Oh dear me,dear me.

Chorus:
Oops!...I sat on my friend.
He sat on my chair,under my rear
Oh oopsy,oopsy!
Oops!...you saw he was crushed
He's now up above
I'm sorry I sat on my friend.

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
wishing my butt was not big as it is.
I cry, counting the days
Can't you see my moon's full
in so many ways.
But to lose all your friendships
'Cause your butts as big as Ricki?

Chorus:
Oops!...I sat on my friend.
He sat on my chair,got under my rear
Oh oopsy,oopsy!
Oops!...You saw he was crushed
He's now up above
I'm sorry I sat on my friend.


yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"All Aboard"
"Britney,before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's wonderful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah,yes it is...Liposuction."
"But I thought only old ladies and whales go that in the end"
"Well baby, I went and got a discount for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"

Oopsy!...I sat on my friend
he was under my rear,oh dear me!
Oopsy!...He's in heaven above
I'm sorry I sat on my friend.
(CHORUS til end)