Early morning,
She wakes up,
And she wa-wa-waddles to the door.
Time for breakfast,
E-eating,
Everything and even more.

They go
Isn't she chubby,
This fat tub of lard.

And they say,
She's so flabby,
She's a load,
And she eats eats eats until she explodes.
If there's everything,
Missing in my life!
Then why can't i fit through the door.

Lost in the kitchen (kitchen)
Head in the fridge,
She keeps on eating, she can't stop.
Her fat is jigglin',
But she keeps on piggin',
But tell me,
What happens when she pops.

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Chu-hu-hu-hu-by
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Isn't she chubby,
This fat tub of lard!

She is so chubby,
She just likes to eat.
If there is everything,
Missing in her life,
Why can't she fit through the door!

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