So yicky, yicky
So yucky, yucky

So icky, icky
I'm dripping from head to toe
There's some lodged in my right ear
So sticky, sticky
This goo has stuck to my clothes
It makes me slip and slide here

Nasty... creatures from space... oozing
Colored like peas
Their actions were lowbrow... Worse than pus...

These aliens... are spilling grease (green slime)
It's such a mess... And makes me heave (it makes me heave)
Can't stand that strange goo... That's undefined
Somehow it shines
Got so messy from that slime

So stinky, stinky
It covers their teeth... like spew
Oy, That gunk is toxic!
So skunky, skunky
Disgusting splatter when they chew
That's normal on their planet

Groaning... Smells so rotten... to me
Things are melting
Muck sizzled my Chow Chow... That poor dog!

There's poisonous... unnerving steam (Brings flies)
Need a gas mask... to try to breathe (try to breathe)
One whiff is taboo... Your nose will fry
So will your eyes
Got so messy from that slime

So murky, murky
So mucky, mucky
Ah, yeah, yeah

Not rabies, rabies
I saw their mouths fill with foam
So shady, shady
Their spit even burns through chrome

I'm so damn depressed
These exotic pests
Are making me frown
Slobber glows and melts my jeans
That gunk in my ear
Turned it into brine...
Got so messy from that slime!

So radiant with it's bright sheen! (That slime)
These Martian guests sure need to leave (they need to leave!)
Liquefied my shoes, Hindered my stride
You'll hear me whine
Got so messy from that slime!

I'm so distressed since this skeleton
Was once my best pal
Acid's gross and smoldered Steve
If you touch that smear
Then you won't be fine
See me? I've been vaporized!