I'm lying here alone up in my room
And thinking 'bout the wipes that I've been through.
(All that poo)
I'm looking at a skidmark in my hand
Trying my best to understand.
I really want to know if this is wrong
With a scent that smelt so strong.
If only you were here tonight.
I know that you could clean my shi*e.

I don't know how live without your wipes.
I was born to poo my nappy.
'Cause you're the only one who stands my farts.
I was born to poo my nappy.
Always and forever, you, Mummy
In here mopping up my pee.
I don't know how to live without your wipes.
I was born to poo my nappy.

I know I've made it full since you've been gone.
You'd better put another nappy on.
(All that poo)
'Cause it would be a dream for you, Mummy
Not having to mop up poo and pee.
I don't know the first thing I should do.
That's why I rely on you.
If only you were here tonight.
I know that you could clean my shi*e.

I don't know how live without your wipes.
I was born to poo my nappy.
'Cause you're the only one who stands my farts.
I was born to poo my nappy.
Always and forever, you, Mummy
In here mopping up my pee.
I don't know how to live without your wipes.
I was born to poo my nappy.

I eat everything, in the entire world.
I'd wait forever, for it to curl.
I call out your name
And you will be there
Just to show me how much you care.

(I was born to poo my nappy)

(Key change up)
I don't know how live without your wipes.
I was born to poo my nappy.
'Cause you're the only one who stands my farts.
I was born to poo my nappy.
Always and forever, you, Mummy
In here mopping up my pee.
I don't know how to live without your wipes.
I was born to poo my nappy.