Song Parodies -> "I Love Chewin Skoal"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock'N'Roll"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Chewin Skoal"

Parody Written by:

Fattylicious

The Lyrics

I saw it sittin there
By the cigarettes
I know it’ll give me mouth cancer
But it ain’t killed me yet
The smell was growin tough
my favorite f***in snuff
I could tell
It wouldn't be long
Till I had to get another chew
Yeah, another chew
And I could tell
It wouldn't be long
Till I wanted another chew
Yeah, another chew

Chewin!!!

I love chewin skoal
buy me another can for my birthday Skittle
I love chewin skoal
So come and
Take the time
And dip with me

YUMMAY!!!

I asked the guy if I could buy a can
He laughed and said “your too young, man”
But that don’t matter, that’s what I said
So I pulled out a gun and shot him in the head
I said, I’m takin all these
He said I’m dying, call an ambulance please
And next I was runnin up the block
with 44 cans of snuff and a snacky cake
Yeah, runnin
And I was movin fast
and chewin that same old kind
Guess what it was?

Chewin!!!

I love chewin skoal
buy me another can for my birthday Skittle
I love chewin skoal
So come and
Take the time
And dip with me

OW!!!

I love chewin skoal yeah
Cause it soothes my soul yeah

I love chewin skoal
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I said can I take it home
Where we can be alone?"
And next we
We were chewin on
And it was with me
Yeah, with me
And we were chewin on
And chewin that same old kind
Yeah, chewin!!!

Chewin!!!

I love chewin skoal
buy me another can for my birthday Skittle
I love chewin skoal
So come and
Take the time
And dip with me

I love chewin skoal
(I love chewin skoal)
So put another chew in baby
I love chewin skoal
(Ooh)
So come on
Take the time
And chew with me
(chew with me)

I love chewin skoal
(chewin skoal)
So put another chew in baby
(I said)
I love chewin skoal
(So chew with me)
So come on
Take the time and
chew with me
(chew with me ooh)

I love chewin skoal
(only skoal)
So put another chew in baby
(Oh, ooh)
I love chewin skoal
(Ooh)
So come and
Take the time and
(chew with me)
chew with me

I love chewin skoal
So put another chew in baby
I love chewin skoal
(Oh)
So come and
Take the time and
chew with me

Hahahahaha!!!
What? Cancer???!!!!

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Michael Pacholek - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment

I never give all ones without giving a reason. Crediting this song to Britney is a pretty good reason. So is doing a song about chewing tobacco without saying how dangerous it is. May the very repentant Bobby Murcer rest in peace.

Below Average Dave - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment

While I also am not a particular fan of chewing tabacco. . .Michael Pacholek. . .Britney Spears did a cover of this song which was quite a bit different from the original on an album back in the early 2000s. . .I have not voted on this song but I wanted to point out that Britney Spears does in fact have a song titled "I Love Rock N Roll", though it may not be the original version--it is perfectly accurate to parody a cover.

kody - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment

it rocks

Brian - September 16, 2014 - Report this comment

I got lost trying to follow it in parts, so there are parts where the pacing is wrong. It did make me LOL once, though, so I'll give you that. The repetition is painful in the original song, and that pain is shared here as well. You've kept some of the original lyrics, which is also generally a bad sign. I think you can do better than this. I hope you've improved since 2008.

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