Oh, darn! It's happened again!
I do believe I've turned feminine
Oh bother!
It may not seem like much
But when you're a guy, it's real serious
'Now I've lost all my muscles
What is to become of me?
Oh brother, brother!

Oops! I'm a girl again!
I've turned from Greek God to pretty hot dame
Oh brother, brother!
Oops! Now guys are in love
Think I'm sent from above
And they're not even gay!

You see, my problem is this
Was fighting away
Over some magic springs covered in mist
I slipped, I fell, I got wet
When I got up, I learned much to my regret
That I lose my old gender
Everytime cold water pours down on me
AIEEEE!!!!!

Oops! I'm a girl again!
I've turned from Greek God to pretty hot dame
Oh brother, brother!
Oops! Now guys are in love
Think I'm sent from above
And they're not even gay!

Akane: Ranma, look out!
*SPLASH*
Ranma: Not again! I can't even take a bath anymore!
Akane: You're pretty beautiful...but wait a minute, doesn't that mean...?
Ranma: Yes, yes, it is...
Akane: But I thought Kuno was out of town...?
Ranma: Oh, you wish!
Akane: Run! Here he comes!!!

Oops! I've got to run from the guys!
They all think it's a game, baby!
Oops! I've got to take a hot shower
Or I'll be traumatized!!