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Song Parodies -> "Living and I'm Scared"

Original Song Title:

"Living on a Prayer"

Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Living and I'm Scared"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

What with the recent premature death rumors Of Jon Bon Jovi on the internet. It may have made him a little nervous about the upcoming Holidays....
Once upon a time
On the internet
Johnny walks into his house
Checks his computer
And all his emails ....are sad, so sad

Condolences are sent to his wife
We will miss him so, he had a wonderful life
Fifty Nine, What a Crime

He cries: Honey what's all this on the internet
They all think I kicked the bucket
And it's got me upset
Everyone I know will send regrets
And worse..No Christmas presents

Living and I'm Scared
My stockings will be bare
Pinch me now, but don't mess my hair
Living and I'm Scared

Bon Jovi tweets that he is alive
Posting a picture with the date
And that he's fine, to say, I'm OK

But he worries relentlessly
Till he writes tongue in cheek
"Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey."

We've got to spread the news to all we know
Cause if we don't correct it
It will take its toll
Fans, friends and family have the right to know
If not, my gift count is low

It's so unfair
Living and I'm Scared
Pinch me now, but don't mess my hair
Living and I'm Scared
We have to tell the World I'm still here
Or Santa will skip over my house this year
Take my post and share
Living and I'm Scared
I've updated Facebook and Foursquare
Living and I'm Scared

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AFW - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Unique and interesting theme...good writing

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