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Song Parodies -> "Blades of Glory"

Original Song Title:

"Blaze of Glory"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Blades of Glory"

Parody Written by:

Sean Peters

The Lyrics

Too many more.
(Intro) [Skating sounds]

I wake up in the morning
I pick up my worn out skate
I got to get suit on
And I got to find a new pair of skates
I don't know if I'll win
Only God know who will win
I'm figure skating champ
A six time gold
Champion of the world

I was born into this world
To win and win and win
Well my parents gave me something
That I didn't have to win
Well they told me that they're wanted
Yeah there a wanted pair
They said skate baby skate
They said skate if your able
We'll never see you again

Skating now in blades of glory
Skating now gonna win the gold
Skating now in blades of glory
Lord I want first
But I'll take second
Not really though
Call me someone

You ask me if I'm drunk
And I tell you no-no
You ask me if I'm gonna get married
And I tell you yeah-yeah
You ask me if I want the gold
And how it feels to win over and over again
Well I say of course
And I say it's fun to win
Over and over again

Skating now in blades of glory
Skating now gonna win the gold
Skating now in blades of glory
Lord I want first
But I'll take second
Not really though
Call me someone

(Solo) [Skating sounds]

Each night I go to bed
I pray to the Lord for the gold again
No I ain't looking for second
And I ain't looking for third
Lord, I gotta ask a favor
And I'll hope you'll understand
'Cause I've skated to the judges
Staring at the score board
Let me win first place


Skating now in blades of glory
Skating now gonna win the gold
Skating now in blades of glory
Lord I want first
But I'll take second
Not really though
Call me someone

(Outro)
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