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Song Parodies -> "It's My Fart"
Original Song Title:
"It's My Life"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bon Jovi
Parody Song Title:
"It's My Fart"
Parody Written by:
Letit Beme
The Lyrics
My first one. Thought this up while going to sleep!!
This is an ode to all the people who farted
Its like a tribute to all the farts departed
Now I'm gonna fart, I'm gonna fart aloud
You better run away 'fore I shoot it all out
Chorus:
It's my fart
And it's now or never
I'm gonna fart forever
And I'm gonna rip my pants apart
It's my fart
My fart is an unwanted offender
Like thousand skunks on a carpet together
My fart is gonna rip my pants apart
It's my fart.
Now this is for the ones who can't let it out
You must have some onions and then try it out
And I suggest you hold your nose up tight
Coz' I'm gonna fart just like an elephant tonight
Chorus:
It's my fart
And it's now or never
I'm gonna fart forever
And I'm gonna rip my pants apart
It's my fart
My fart is an unwanted offender
Like thousand skunks on a carpet together
My fart is gonna rip my pants apart
It's my fart.
Better stay far when I'm passing it out
You wouldn't like to hear the terrible sound
Chorus:
It's my fart
And it's now or never
I'm gonna fart forever
And I'm gonna rip my pants apart
It's my fart
My fart is an unwanted offender
Like thousand skunks on a carpet together
My fart is gonna rip my pants apart
It's my fart.
[Keep repeating till end]
Its like a tribute to all the farts departed
Now I'm gonna fart, I'm gonna fart aloud
You better run away 'fore I shoot it all out
Chorus:
It's my fart
And it's now or never
I'm gonna fart forever
And I'm gonna rip my pants apart
It's my fart
My fart is an unwanted offender
Like thousand skunks on a carpet together
My fart is gonna rip my pants apart
It's my fart.
Now this is for the ones who can't let it out
You must have some onions and then try it out
And I suggest you hold your nose up tight
Coz' I'm gonna fart just like an elephant tonight
Chorus:
It's my fart
And it's now or never
I'm gonna fart forever
And I'm gonna rip my pants apart
It's my fart
My fart is an unwanted offender
Like thousand skunks on a carpet together
My fart is gonna rip my pants apart
It's my fart.
Better stay far when I'm passing it out
You wouldn't like to hear the terrible sound
Chorus:
It's my fart
And it's now or never
I'm gonna fart forever
And I'm gonna rip my pants apart
It's my fart
My fart is an unwanted offender
Like thousand skunks on a carpet together
My fart is gonna rip my pants apart
It's my fart.
[Keep repeating till end]
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A great parody about one of my favourite subjects! (You knew I was going to comment on this 2000's parody, didn't you?) Gotta give it a perfect Pootie Longstocking vote of 5,5,5!
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