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Song Parodies -> "Its The Nauseating Sounds Of M.T.V.'s Slope"
Original Song Title:
"The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope"
Original Performer:
Bloodhound Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Its The Nauseating Sounds Of M.T.V.'s Slope"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
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***Intro***
D is for Devo
A is for Avril
V is for V-Spot
E is for Ew!
***Begin Music***
Like it's music here is why MTV smells
Crap vision describes all the new crap they spew
Britney Spears and her peers brief career falling right through
No Real Life Reality the guise of great new shows occur
Top Models cried in July they'd had them dress in fur
Show Biz made their Shows Fizz Let's boo the crowd agrees
Their emcees lost touch and they're stuck on reverse musically
Feeling pale watched the show cribs and I felt like quite a schmuck
and then there's True Life, and Pimp My Ride sends me blowing chunks
Stank old stinkers that stink and stunk the smells that smellivized
Televised or Advertised but they're music's compromised
Cannot Score it? Oh it's boring when they're feature K-Fed
Most of their shows are so weak and the rest of them I dread
I was a teenager, yes, and saw Spice Girls with their vanity
Execs-Exhibiting this new intense profanity
'Cause I cannot endure, Lost all my hope
Its the nauseating sounds baby of M.T.V.'s slope
Illusions you knew TRL was screwed
Why is it failing? cause they sent Carson sailing? Flew!
Now their latest ventures flop and their flops have made me sick
They transmit chic flicks so sick let's flick remote click so quick
No time I'll devote their crap makes me choke
Think I should say sorry? Not my fault their a joke
What ever happened to that Korn? Oh yeah it's music so they'll pass
Stuck on reality sensations, Stuck on crap that surely has no class
Bettin' on Bettin' your channel will soon croak
I'm not try'na be a butt hole but I'd rather watch smoke!
It gets old list'ning to half-wits wish they'd quit still they spit it I hear it
Cause you transmit like a bandit and it's crap you will stick wit
I ask why oh why did you become what you've become
Now ev'rything you show is a huge bore that makes my brain go numb
'Cause I cannot endure, Lost all my hope
Its the nauseating sounds baby of M.T.V.'s slope
'Cause I cannot endure, Lost all my hope
Its the nauseating sounds of M.T.V.'s slope . . .(to outro)
D is for Devo
A is for Avril
V is for V-Spot
E is for Ew!
***Begin Music***
Like it's music here is why MTV smells
Crap vision describes all the new crap they spew
Britney Spears and her peers brief career falling right through
No Real Life Reality the guise of great new shows occur
Top Models cried in July they'd had them dress in fur
Show Biz made their Shows Fizz Let's boo the crowd agrees
Their emcees lost touch and they're stuck on reverse musically
Feeling pale watched the show cribs and I felt like quite a schmuck
and then there's True Life, and Pimp My Ride sends me blowing chunks
Stank old stinkers that stink and stunk the smells that smellivized
Televised or Advertised but they're music's compromised
Cannot Score it? Oh it's boring when they're feature K-Fed
Most of their shows are so weak and the rest of them I dread
I was a teenager, yes, and saw Spice Girls with their vanity
Execs-Exhibiting this new intense profanity
'Cause I cannot endure, Lost all my hope
Its the nauseating sounds baby of M.T.V.'s slope
Illusions you knew TRL was screwed
Why is it failing? cause they sent Carson sailing? Flew!
Now their latest ventures flop and their flops have made me sick
They transmit chic flicks so sick let's flick remote click so quick
No time I'll devote their crap makes me choke
Think I should say sorry? Not my fault their a joke
What ever happened to that Korn? Oh yeah it's music so they'll pass
Stuck on reality sensations, Stuck on crap that surely has no class
Bettin' on Bettin' your channel will soon croak
I'm not try'na be a butt hole but I'd rather watch smoke!
It gets old list'ning to half-wits wish they'd quit still they spit it I hear it
Cause you transmit like a bandit and it's crap you will stick wit
I ask why oh why did you become what you've become
Now ev'rything you show is a huge bore that makes my brain go numb
'Cause I cannot endure, Lost all my hope
Its the nauseating sounds baby of M.T.V.'s slope
'Cause I cannot endure, Lost all my hope
Its the nauseating sounds of M.T.V.'s slope . . .(to outro)
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Talk about some extreme rhymitis, I thought "America's Next Top Model" was on Bravo, not MTV.... And no mention of the Osbournes I know they're still not on TV, but you can't do a parody about MTV and not make fun of them. Still this was a extremely difficult song, and you pulled it off nicely. If was longer I would have perfered you went into detail making fun of certain shows, but this was still pretty clever.
This was awesome! 5s
Excellent job here on rearranging the tune and making it your own...excellent warmup to the dreaded Eminem round in Artistry.
Thanks everyone:) This one was so hard to pull off. . .believe it or not Matthias, the Top Model crack was not aimed at America's Next Top Model was referring to the show "Made" though knocking Top Model would be just as fun. . .sorry bout the Osbournes--but I didn't mention them because I liked them being on TV:) Thanks Agri--and yeah, this is a warm up for that round, wow this was an intense one--thanks as always Jack
Repeat my above statement. I really don't have anything more to say...
(Artistry) I haven't watched MTV, but according to this it's a good thing I don't. 555, you know the drill.
(artistry) wonderful detail Dave, and this deserves a 555 for the word "smellivised" alone! - 555
(Artistry) I haven't watched MTV for years, back when they used to play music videos. Good job with all the rhyming.
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