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Original Song Title:

"Adam's Song"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Idle Hands"

Parody Written by:

Josh Bain

The Lyrics

Great B-movie from the late 90's. Ironically Travis Barker (Blink-182's lead singer) made a cameo in this film. This parody contains spoilers.
I never thought that getting stoned,
would make my hand kill.
Who'd have known?
I traced the blood back to the wall.
I saw my name, so it was me all along.
I wasted time, now my life sucks.
The choice ain't mine to behead Pnub.
My phalanges are killing strong.
I regret touching that bong.

I think that Molly's a hot dame.
Turns out my hand wants her in flames.
Miss when Mick was still alive,
and not an un-dead zombie guy.
The Offspring's playing and things're fine.
Til' my hand scalps Dexter. Oh my!
I sit at home, I'm all alone.
Then my hand grabs and throws my cat bones.

I never thought that I alone,
would end up being the Devil's drone.
Give fierce slayings to all my friends.
I just want all of this mess to end.
I've gone to sleep, my hand stays up.
It wanders around giving stabs and cuts.
My dad falls dead in the hall.
Please tell mom that it's not my fault.

I never thought I'd see the day,
when my appendage went insane.
Randy gives his best advice,
to keep my hand busy all night.
Try needlepoint to stay alive.
The cops burst in and now they've died.
As they fall like sinking stones,
Pnub yells "Go. Go. Buffalo."

I've now cut off the cursed thing.
My principal's seen better days.
Mick and Pnub save my life.
We smoke weed so the hand can die.
The world is safe, but now I've died.
I choose my girl over the light.
My days now are less morose.
Now that I'm not at home getting stoned.

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Whitney - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Tom Delonge make the cameo in the film, NOT Travis Barker.

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